We can't afford bigger burgers now anyway, the price of beef is insane. And when bigger burgers are desired, they'll sell "double quarter pounders". Not that Americans generally need bigger burgers anyway, but that's a different topic.
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the price of beef is insane
Good
"Uh a 151.197 grammer with cheese."
Let's just pretend that metric doesn't have fractions.
Viertel Pfünder und Drittel Pfünder isjust as confusing.
Not that they don't exist, but in my experience I have never seen them used, if something is, say, 1/2 liter you see it written as 50cl...
For burgers, I have seen
- 150gr
- 250gr
- 2 x 150gr
- 500gr
- 1kg
But maybe it's only my experience and in other parts of Europe it's different
1/2 liter is usually marked as 0,5 liter.
I want a 0.5 liter burger, please.
No it's 500 mL
SI says either 0.5 Liter or better 0.0005 m^3
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Would you rather eat the 113-grammer burger? Or the 151-grammer burger?
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I grew up in America and I can confirm, Americans are very dumb.
The funny thing is McDonald's also tried 1/3 lb burgers later on, and also failed.
It's probably also why they don't advertise a Big Mac is 1/5 pound of beef, because it would make the Quarter pounder lose interest I assume.
They are actually 1/10 lol. I think that's why, they don't want ppl to know how tiny those patties are. I add two patties to bring it up to 4 total at 4/10 lb, puts it 1 patty shy of a double quarter pounder.
Do Americans need bigger burgers?
Yes
Fair question. ☝️
No, Americans could have had bigger burgers if they weren't stupid.
Had they adopted the metric system
Or at least had an education system capable of teaching basic maths
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Should have sold it as a 2/6ths burger.
The maths teachers wouldn't have been happy, but apparently the buyers would have.
"Woah, 2/6 is waayyyy bigger than 1/4, not like that teensy 1/3 burger they used to have"
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I'm gonna move the goal posts here and say smaller burgers are inherently better. I don't want to chew on a giant pile of ground beef.
Quar ter poun der. Perfect size. Good marketing.
"A ThIRd PoUnDeR pLeASe". Too much to chew. Bad marketing.
You must love the smashburger trend
I love them, but I wouldn't consider them a trene. It's one of the original burgers in the U.S.
Before BK or MCDonalds. And sold at places like Steak N Shake which is fairly common.
I'd consider them a trend, at least in my area. Maybe they're not new, but I never saw them until last year and now they're everywhere.
They are less prominent by location I suppose. A lot of it likely had to do with speed. Places like McDonald's went with thin patties to compensate for speed. Krystals was one of the first chains, and they press 5 holes in each patty before they hit the grill. The smash burgers were just another way to cook them high and fast. I like them a lot but it's something I rarely do at home because the odds of setting off the smoke alarm is high. And that's annoying as all hell. Flat tops on outdoor grills are becoming more of a thing from what I've heard, which may be lending to more people making them at home. I've heard several people talking about Blackstones or what not. The American family was known to make burgers on a grill from most films, which you couldn't really make smash burgers like that with grates
Absolutely. Throw on some cheddar or muenster and drizzle some hot bbq, we're in business.
I've just had a radical idea to solve obesity in America
metric system
Is this one of those intentionally-obviously-wrong comments designed to encourage people to comment on the meme?
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[VINCENT]
And you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
[JULES]
They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese?
[VINCENT]
No, they don't have fractions, they wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter is.
[JULES]
Then what do they call it?
[VINCENT]
They call it Royale with Cheese.
No, they don't have fractions, they wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter is.
"No they have the metric system, they don't know what the fuck a quarter pounder is"
Fractions aren't imperial, fractions are fractions, everyone has them. It's the 'pound' that's imperial and normal people don't use.
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Sounds to me like they missed the opportunity to sell a 1/5 burger for more instead.
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Pretty sure fractions are pure math & not metric or imperial.
Americans do be dumb AF, though.
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1/3 equals 1/4 because in both cases you have 1.
It was more because there weren’t many A&Ws around. Closest to me was over an hour away.
This is so dumb
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