this post was submitted on 21 May 2025
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[–] x00z@lemmy.world 14 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

That's it. This post is offensive and I'm filling in a report.

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Well I love this and 100% have to remake this into a high quality

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 1 points 54 minutes ago

If for no other reason: so that glorious letterhead is legible.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 42 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Bars? I need something like this for IT work.

[–] Overtheveloper@lemmy.world 6 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (2 children)

Congratulations!

Your issue just dropped in my priority list

Because:

  • You're being a smartass
  • You didn't provide any details besides "doesn't work"
  • You messaged me after work hours
  • You can solve the issue yourself
  • It works for me and I can't be bothered to replicate your specific edge case
  • I just don't like you personally

I'll revisit it:

  • After lunch break
  • Tomorrow
  • When I'm done with my current project/task
  • When I feel like it
  • When you resubmit the issue politely/with reproduction steps
  • Never

Thank you and:

  • Have a good day
  • Good luck
  • Eat shit
  • Go fuck yourself
[–] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 1 points 10 minutes ago* (last edited 8 minutes ago)

These are all great, except for this one.

  • It works for me and I can't be bothered to replicate your specific edge case

Sorry, this one's on you. It's literally IT's job.

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 1 points 22 minutes ago

Suggestion for next revision:

Because:

  • You’re being a smartass
  • ~~You can solve the issue yourself~~ You're being a dumbass
  • You didn’t provide any details besides “doesn’t work”
  • You messaged me after work hours
  • It works for me and I can’t be bothered to replicate your specific edge case
  • I just don’t like you personally
[–] troed@fedia.io 26 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

but ... but ... everyone knows 'to 86' someone means to KILL THEM!!!!1

a bit harsh

[–] cebolla@piefed.social 10 points 13 hours ago

I don't think insulting a drunken menace's intelligence would work out well. I do think it's a good laugh though.

[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 10 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 10 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Unlike you, you synth bastard.

[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 1 points 1 hour ago

Aren’t we all?