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Robes were easier to make and were a one size fits all

[–] Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml 1 points 4 hours ago

Sounds nice

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 23 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

Isnt this just because pants dont leave a lot of traces after tens of thousands of years, while a bone flute is much more likely to do so?

[–] blargle@sh.itjust.works 8 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

This is kind of how I feel about the idea of the very first writing being chiseled in stone or engraved on clay tablets. If there was a much older civilization that never did that but invented paper and pencils instead, we'd probably never know it.

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Writing on the ground is probably No. 1 then maybe carving with a stone into wood/bark as No. 2 but yeah, lots of stuff we will never see or know about because they werent preserved.

[–] deo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Or because it's not immediately recognizable as writing. I wonder how long it would have taken archeologists to figure out the quipu was actually a knot-based writing system without the Spanish mentioning their use by the Incas in their records of the invasion.

The quipu is very cool, never heard of it before. Thanks for sharing :)

[–] mobotsar@sh.itjust.works 17 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

That and that people used to wear other sorts of garments that weren't such a pain to make.

Loincloth people unite!

[–] mumblerfish@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

And thats where "rock with your cock out" and "jam with your clam out" comes from.

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Oh, and here I was thinking that rocking with your cock out was stimming in the shower during a crisis in existential dread. Well, you learn something new every day.

Stimming, cock out and Lemmy. You got it bro

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago

Where do you think Satyrs came from?

[–] Nerrad@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago

The tyranny of pants. Set me free, music!

[–] PillowTalk420@lemmy.world 31 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Music is definitely cooler than wearing pants.

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 4 points 9 hours ago

Wearing pants is like the opposite of music, in terms of cool at least.

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 13 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] spaduf@slrpnk.net 4 points 5 hours ago

And skirts/kilts.

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 14 hours ago

You don't need pants if your tools have straps

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 7 points 13 hours ago

Pants are a barbarian invention anyway!

[–] iii@mander.xyz 9 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 8 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Dammit, I wanted to actually hear it!

[–] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 7 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I see it as the golden age where you can play a flute pantsless

[–] baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (2 children)

Not in my town. There's only a few things you're allowed to play in the nude where I live; saxophone, xylophone, sousaphone, basically only if it ends in phone.

[–] SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net 1 points 11 minutes ago

So you can be nude and play on your phone is what I’m hearing.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 3 points 8 hours ago

Just say it's a flutaphone.

[–] JustJack23@slrpnk.net 6 points 13 hours ago

Wearing pants will not get you laid, having a sick flute will...

[–] courgette@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago