Forcing people to go into the office is the boss pretending to work.
this post was submitted on 21 May 2025
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I don't even have to pretend I'm not working when I'm in the office. I'm constantly being interrupted by people to the point where I only get maybe 2 hours of good working conditions total throughout the day. I may spend a good amount of my time at home blatantly not working, but even then I'm still getting more work done in a day than trying and failing to work for 8 hours in the office.
15% increase in productivity going from 2 days in the office to fully remote. That was the number given to us by the same management team that brought everyone back 3 days a week.
They made up the number one way when it suited them, then made it up again the other way once it didn't.
Oh don't worry, no made up numbers, they can easily keep track of that stuff at that job, they can even have quotas in place and a point system
I know right? Who do these people think they are, shareholders?
I don't want to work
I mean... I'm writing this while at the office "working" so I that seems very valid to me. ¯_(ツ)_/¯
amateur: scrolling lemmy at work
pro: balatro at work
master: beat saber at work
Grandmaster: sleeping at work
Super grand Master: beat saber, but not the video game
The last thing I want is to take my work home.
Especially if you work for Rothschild's Sewage and Septic Sucking Services.
"When you're in the muck, call our truck!"
The last thing I want is to take myself to the office, to each their own