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[–] owl@infosec.pub 86 points 14 hours ago (11 children)

These standing seats have been coming next year for the past decade, but they always failed safety tests. Planes need to be evacuated within a certain time frame, which does not work when the plane is too densely packed.

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[–] atlien51@lemm.ee 10 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

If people actually pay for this it’s on them

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[–] nuko147@lemm.ee 22 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

There's an idea. Flights that people can make standing, should be banned, except when there is a body of water between the destination.

[–] RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 15 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

Airlines: "You're not gonna believe what clouds are made of..."

[–] wieson@feddit.org 12 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I declare clouds are not a body of water, merely a spirit of water.

[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 10 points 10 hours ago

Almost mist that joke

[–] nuko147@lemm.ee 3 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

Oh, yes corporations. I guess body of Liquid water then. 😂

Edit: 2x2 Km minimum size.

[–] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 175 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] yoriaiko@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Next step - put bicycle seats, reducent material for backs. Then add bicycle pedals for engines, to reduce fuel usage. None said anything about actually reducing ticket price by that, high prices stays forever.

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[–] EfficientEffigy@lemmy.world 74 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

This looks like a pain in the balls in case of turbulence

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[–] tatann@lemm.ee 46 points 16 hours ago (10 children)

Honestly, I'm pretty tall and if it gives more room for my legs, I'd like to have the option

[–] I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 7 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

I've always imagined it would be like the seats on a stand-up rollercoaster, which are admittedly pretty comfortable; but if they don't allow you to adjust the height, it could be hell for both short and tall people

[–] WereCat@lemmy.world 44 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (2 children)

Finally more leg room... But now your head bumps against the ceiling and you need to have your head tilted for the entire flight

[–] tatann@lemm.ee 11 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Same answer as above

Most people can't stand outside of the aisle because this area is meant to be seated (so they put storage space above the head). If the area outside the aisle is meant to be stood (not sure of my english), and they don't remove the storage above the head, people are in their right to luigi those decision makers.

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 3 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] WereCat@lemmy.world 4 points 10 hours ago

I stand corrected

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[–] JustJack23@slrpnk.net 30 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

Why do you assume there will be leg room?

[–] Carrot@lemmy.today 26 points 15 hours ago

This. The who point is to cram more seats than they are currently able

[–] Dave@lemmy.nz 15 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Presumably standing seats means standing up? Hopefully not squatting seats.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 6 points 14 hours ago

Is this gonna be another stand vs. squat debate?

[–] Squirrelsdrivemenuts@lemmy.world 9 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Will the height be adjustable? Otherwise the sitting thing will be either way to low or poking the backs of most people.

[–] Demdaru@lemmy.world 6 points 14 hours ago

Insert short people dangling from them like kids from walkers xD

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[–] 20cello@lemmy.world 65 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

passengers hanging outside not before 2030

[–] HK65@sopuli.xyz 19 points 12 hours ago
[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 47 points 17 hours ago (6 children)

So I guess no putting your head between your knees in the event of a crash then, huh?

[–] SanicHegehog@lemm.ee 26 points 16 hours ago (7 children)

The only reason airlines would have you do that in the first place is so you can kiss your ass goodbye.

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[–] WereCat@lemmy.world 17 points 16 hours ago

You need to pass yoga test to afford this seat

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[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 10 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Can I just sit on the floor like on a train in Poland?

[–] yoriaiko@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Thats outdated thing, Polish trains now require You to play tetris, stack layers, that somehow doesn't disappear. It's like first person do sit on floor, then 2nd person sit on 1st, then 3rd sit on 2nd, and so on. Lucky ones who sit on toilet instead.

[–] RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 4 points 12 hours ago

If you do not sit on the toilet, you become the toilet.

[–] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 10 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

You need to fly somewhere? Okay, fuck you.

Edit: wasn't there just a story about how they are going to offer first class seats with five windows? I guess it is just gods and slobs now.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 6 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

For a second I thought "Low quality cropping" was a new c/ being announced.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 6 points 14 hours ago

It could be

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