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[–] ssfckdt@mastodon.cloud 96 points 2 years ago (5 children)

would it be awkward to point out that this wouldn't work

soak it, maybe, but microwaving it will just burn it. like an egg white.

TMYK

[–] Geek_King@lemmy.world 61 points 2 years ago

In a world constructed of lies, here you are on lemmy spreading truths. Thank you for your service.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 35 points 2 years ago

BANNED FROM COMMUNITY

[–] BloodSlut@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago

hmmm, like a tea bag

[–] plague_sapiens@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Imagine the smell of a burned wool sock and vaporized cum ...

[–] Rascabin@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

And... How did you come to this conclusion?!

[–] gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 48 points 2 years ago (1 children)

When splooge dries it's lost it's water content (that do be what drying is) leaving behind the protein and such

Adding heat energy to something without a liquid component will only create liquid once it's hot enough to melt, it won't magically re-add the missing hydration

If she'd added a little bit of water to the sock, wrung it out, THEN microwaved it, shed be closer to what she's after

Basic science, really

[–] Riccosuave@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago

@gamermanh

The Manh, The Myth, The Professional Cum Scientitht

[–] naevaTheRat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 48 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Please, next time you think of posting something like this throw yourself in a volcano instead ^.^

to be clear I'm joking, it's hilarious. Also where is the nearest lobotomy theatre?

[–] TheBlue22@lemmy.blahaj.zone 35 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Bro I just woke up could you like fucking not post this thanks

[–] LesDeuxBonsYeux@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

It's just a breakfast idea

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 29 points 2 years ago

Wife material.

[–] Vilian@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 years ago
[–] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 years ago

The image stopped loading a third of the way in and you know what I'm all set bro

[–] Dieal@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (3 children)

It's something I've never understood.. why do people do it in socks?

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 9 points 2 years ago

Adding myself to the cue to get an answer on that as well.

[–] LesDeuxBonsYeux@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

For a silly walk

[–] jdeath@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago
[–] germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 2 years ago

Abolish jail except for her.

Not horny jail, regular jail.

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Please please anyone, how do I erase a post from my memory? I’m desperate here.

[–] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 years ago
[–] Spider89@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago
[–] pickman_model@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (3 children)

She seems like someone who could be interested in a cumbox.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 3 points 2 years ago

Or a jar with rainbow dash in it

[–] Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 years ago

I support her kinks.

[–] Nanomerce@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

would rehydrated cum even maintain it's texture and taste