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[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 177 points 2 days ago (6 children)

I'm thinking we don't exactly want everybody on Lemmy. Just the people who'd actually put in a little bit of effort.

Yes, I know this is the shitpost community.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 169 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] socsa@piefed.social 75 points 2 days ago (4 children)
[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

[slaps you around a bit with a large trout]

[–] atlien51@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago

I think this is my favorite one 😭❤️

[–] don@lemm.ee 52 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 47 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] match@pawb.social 33 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

[inflates you making you big and round]

[–] NotProLemmy@lemmy.ml 13 points 2 days ago

[greentexts you]

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[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 32 points 2 days ago (1 children)

[puts on robe and wizard hat]

[–] don@lemm.ee 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What the fuck, I told you not to message me again.

))<>((

Forever.

[–] Burninator05@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

Imma store ur pee in ma balls.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Goddammit I was going to steal it!

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Its hard to say, because I also want more niche hobbies to actually have content on lemmy. Ideally I want reddit users that only look at the front page to stay there, and every hobby subreddit user to come over.

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 4 points 2 days ago

I thought about starting an extremely niche community and the moment I finish posting, I actually don't want to deal with commenters/posting regularly/moderating.

[–] neons@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 days ago

Yes, green truly behaved disgracefully there

[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 34 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What better place than Lemmy shitpost for premium "[farts in face]" discourse?

[–] PlasticExistence@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

Terrence and Philip?

[–] socsa@piefed.social 24 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Y'all are delusional if you think Lemmy doesn't have this shit already. The main dev is legitimately in contention for the most cringe person on the Internet.

[–] Burninator05@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

Shit. Did Elon buy this too?

[–] match@pawb.social 5 points 2 days ago

i don't agree with him but while he is cringe, he is also free

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[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Isn't it amazing how thousands of years of technological advancements have led to the marvelous invention that allows us to have civil, deep, intelligent conversations with people on another side of the far away at speeds that our ancestors could never have imagined?

[–] SippyCup@feddit.nl 8 points 1 day ago

I think our mistake is assuming that our ancestors wouldn't have also asked if your parents were related and farted as a hilarious insult over a stupid disagreement.

People have always been people. We just do it faster now. And probably quite a bit less violently.

[–] andybytes@programming.dev 1 points 1 day ago

I want to smash everything but then I have to get over my anxiety and just realize that humanity was destined to destroy itself and everything around it. We might be here just to watch the world burn. The flux is just too much and at this point I am 0 commitment with a reductionist approach. Little to no attachments. Child free for me. They're gonna have to start charging us for air because I will literally just stare at the wall then participate in nonsense. The leader is a follower and the follower is a leader that is dead. If there is a hell, it's inside our head.

[–] Harvey656@lemmy.world 73 points 2 days ago

Notice they never said no to the incest parentage.

[–] match@pawb.social 76 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] KAtieTot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 day ago

Pretty sure deisel raccoon is an S tier shitbag

[–] hark@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

Your fart ends where my face begins.

[–] LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago
[–] RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 65 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Cano@lemm.ee 27 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Reminds me more of Diogenes but... Uh...

jerks off in public

[–] svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

In the agora straight up jorkin it.

[–] FourWaveforms@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

"If only I could relieve my hunger by rubbing my belly!"

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Are your... what? 😂

Oh my god...

That's horrible

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 13 points 2 days ago

Yeah I'm thinking red won this debate.

[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 35 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Oh people forget to not feed trolls everywhere; that's hardly a Lemmy phenomenon.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 12 points 2 days ago (5 children)
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[–] axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafe 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] andybytes@programming.dev 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

So basically what you're saying is there's no nuance online. It's just caveman nonsense. Expiration dates are like a double-edged sword. If you're trying to prep, you know, you can have canned food for a long time, past its expiration date. But for the sake of capitalism and moving product, people hoarding food is not necessarily good idea. Also, there's a potential that there could be something wrong with it. Different foods have different shelf lives as well, so. There is also the argument that when eating fresh produce, it is way healthier for you. Like the notion, if the food still has cellular activity, it's going to transfer into your body. It's better for you. It's at peak nutrition. Minutiae matters but not in the era of lowest common denominator thinking and it seems the global herd turd is horny for war...guided by the unseen hand but yet it will be send the kids. Conscription is right around the corner. Poor breeders...too stupid to know they are stupid. "Suckers and losers." - Donald J Dump http://youtu.be/Lgk1yhp40wc

[–] hydrashok@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

As far as I’m aware, in the US, the only mandated and enforced expiration dates by law are for baby food manufacturers.

Everything else is a vendor suggestion.

And don’t feed the trolls.

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 2 days ago (3 children)

The US market regulations (except California for some reason) are surreal. $7.25 minimum wage, chlorinated chicken, bleached flour, lying labels etc.

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] shaquilleoatmeal@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

Looked it up, seems some brands do put a date on the bag and others don’t.

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