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Experts Confirm You Are The Only Person On Earth Who Can Safely Text And Drive (babylonbee.com)

submitted 1 month ago by miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] ZeroCool@lemmy.ca 44 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Dang, the Babylon Bee went four whole paragraphs without saying something transphobic. That's got to be a new record.

[–] Splenetic@lemm.ee 8 points 1 month ago

They found a second joke?!

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

I knew it. Now there's proof.

[–] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 9 points 1 month ago

Okay the only thing worse than conservatives who occasionally (and usually accidentally) make a good point is conservatives with a good sense of humor. I have no idea whether to laugh at their jokes or the shit they say seriously.

[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

It’s about god damn time I got some god damn recognition.