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I think I do, they seem like pure and wonderful chaos. "I eat aquarium rocks" is my favorite with "i may be stupid" as a close second. Also I <3 hot dads. I mean...

I ONLY JUST SAW BRED SHEERAN

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[–] Stillwater@sh.itjust.works 37 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Bumper stickers fall in the "more than 3 and you're probably crazy" category

[–] Libra@lemmy.ml 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But these are all fun chill bumper stickers so it at least seems like the benign kind of crazy, which is about my speed.

[–] Sergio@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 month ago

Yeah it could be like your friends know you like em so they give you bumper stickers as presents.

[–] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I want to be this person's friend!

So many great ones, the merging hypnosis one on the bottom left might be my favorite!

[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Does that one say Got my Ass ate at fhe cheese factory? This person would be awesome to hang out with.

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The Tillamook cheese factory. So you know they have good taste.
Not to be confused with the Cheesecake Factory

[–] SmoothLiquidation@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The fact they have the Tillamook sticker with Wisconsin plates tells me they don’t mind having their car set on fire.

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Don't want to be a bother

[–] RedAggroBest@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Do people in Wisconsin have a problem with Tillamook because it's not from Wisconsin?

[–] SmoothLiquidation@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I don’t know. All I know is they are famous for their cheese so I figured if someone came in saying “Oregon makes better cheese” they would be miffed.

[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Where it located? Is it expensive like the Cheese Factory?

[–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

It's in Tilamook, Oregon, just off the 101. It's actually a really fun tour to go on and you get samples. They have a restaurant, grilled cheese and Mac and cheese are $14, double cheeseburger is $18.

Fun fact, they keep a rabbi on staff to supervise their line of Kosher cheeses. Not sure how this relates to getting one's ass eaten at the factory, but I feel like it's important.

https://www.tillamook.com/visit-us/creamery

[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Thank you for information, definitely will check it out someday. Love your username.

[–] its_prolly_fine@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This lady will fuck your dad and your mom

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

And she's only 9 years old. 😬

[–] KaRunChiy@fedia.io 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think they might like cows

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And critters!

...and prozac.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 7 points 1 month ago

And eating aquarium rocks

[–] pimento64@sopuli.xyz 16 points 1 month ago

This person self-describes as Quirky and will try to steal pills from your medicine cabinet

[–] cabron_offsets@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

Damn I guess I gotta go visit the tillamook cheese factory.

[–] Albbi@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 month ago

I saw garlic bread, and now I need garlic bread!

[–] Onionguy@lemm.ee 9 points 1 month ago
[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 8 points 1 month ago

" We need to talk about your flair."

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 1 month ago

I would park next to this car just in hopes of catching a glimpse of the human who drives it.

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 6 points 1 month ago

This person might be my spirit animal.

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago
[–] BetaBlake@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Bred Sheeran

[–] Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago

Well, are you a hot dad? And do you have garlic bread?

[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

They seem like fun. We could Definitely be friends.

[–] ReverendIrreverence@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

The I Heart Hot Dads gives me hope...

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 month ago

I was friends with a person like this. They're pretty awesome if you're ready to meet them on their goofy weird level. They also loved Irish folk tunes really loud.

[–] FunnyUsername@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

the Midwest is so great

[–] altasshet@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

I drive the same kind of car. Maybe I should start putting stickers on it...

[–] Quexotic@infosec.pub 1 points 1 month ago

100% yes, I do want to meet this person.