If during the last supper they served Chinese food, what would the fortune cookies have said? (lemm.ee)

submitted 10 months ago by shinigamiookamiryuu@lemm.ee to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

27 comments fedilink hide all child comments

top 27 comments

sorted by: hot top controversial new old

[-] Jiggle_Physics@lemmy.world 35 points 10 months ago

You are bound for a long life, greatness, admiration, and loyal associates.

[-] Davel23@kbin.social 29 points 10 months ago

Judas: You are about to come into some money.

[-] sanguinepar@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

But you may have to hang around for a bit.

[-] Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 22 points 10 months ago

“Fortune cookies will be invented in the United States 1900 and so years from now in order to sell more Chinese food”

[-] ALavaPulsar@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Deception is just around the corner. Choose those around you wisely.

[-] Extrasvhx9he@lemmy.today 17 points 10 months ago

"Lucky numbers: 7, 12, 40, 10, 4, 34"

[-] grabyourmotherskeys@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago

Hang in there.

[-] kambusha@feddit.ch 8 points 10 months ago

Nailed it

[-] someguy3@lemmy.ca 11 points 10 months ago

"The future will leave you hanging."

"Your future will be nailing."

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

“What kind of bullshit is this. I’m already a carpenter.” Tosses fortune.

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 3 points 10 months ago

Raise your hands high because you're going to nail the future

[-] roo@lemmy.one 9 points 10 months ago

Having many loving disciples can never be spoiled by an occassional traitor.

[-] Flyberius@hexbear.net 8 points 10 months ago

Someone you know will surprise you

[-] tias@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 10 months ago

"Betrayal may come with a kiss. Be wary of false friends."

[-] Saigonauticon@voltage.vn 6 points 10 months ago

"You just ate Chinese food"

[-] snooggums@kbin.social 6 points 10 months ago

You are not the imposter.

[-] mriormro@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

"None of this matters."

[-] Bwaz@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

"that wasn't wine"

[-] CA0311@hexbear.net 4 points 10 months ago

"beware the ides of march"

some old stock fortune cookie

[-] Brad@beehaw.org 4 points 10 months ago

"You will find true love on Flag Day."

[-] squiblet@kbin.social 3 points 10 months ago

"A person who has bathed all over does not need to wash, except for the feet, to be entirely clean"

[-] trimmerfrost@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago

Something random

[-] HowMany@lemmy.ml 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

"Which one of you losers is paying this bill"?

[-] aport@programming.dev 2 points 10 months ago

"That wasn't chicken"

[-] BmeBenji@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago

5sf’s Fortune Cookies comes to mind

[-] PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocks 3 points 10 months ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

5sf’s Fortune Cookies

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.

[-] MedicPigBabySaver@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago

Y'all a bunch of fake ass bullshit.

this post was submitted on 12 Nov 2023

59 points (85.5% liked)

Asklemmy

43400 readers

1193 users here now

A loosely moderated place to ask open-ended questions

Search asklemmy 🔍

If your post meets the following criteria, it's welcome here!

Open-ended question
Not offensive: at this point, we do not have the bandwidth to moderate overtly political discussions. Assume best intent and be excellent to each other.
Not regarding using or support for Lemmy: context, see the list of support communities and tools for finding communities below
Not ad nauseam inducing: please make sure it is a question that would be new to most members
An actual topic of discussion

Looking for support?

Looking for a community?

Lemmyverse: community search
sub.rehab: maps old subreddits to fediverse options, marks official as such
!lemmy411@lemmy.ca: a community for finding communities

~Icon~ ~by~ ~@Double_A@discuss.tchncs.de~

founded 5 years ago

MODERATORS