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Rick and Morty

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[–] 0x7466@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] alekwithak@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago
[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] 0x7466@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

You gotta get schwifty in here! 🎶

[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

I LIKE WHAT YOU GOT!

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Take off your pants and panties!

[–] tfm@europe.pub 6 points 2 months ago

ArmagHEADdon?!

[–] winkerjadams@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, we're all gonna die.

[–] tfm@europe.pub 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] drre@feddit.org 4 points 2 months ago

recently read Candide and, in my mind, this quote is like a modern take on "Il Faut Cultiver Notre Jardin". https://www.openculture.com/2020/09/what-voltaire-meant-when-he-said-that-we-must-cultivate-our-garden.html

[–] timmytbt@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 months ago

Walkie talkie die hard motherfucker

[–] ToffeeIsForClosers@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

“Your boos mean nothing, I’ve seen what makes you cheer.”

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 11 points 2 months ago

🖕PEACE AMONG WORLDS!🖕

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Just because I love the whole gag so much, "It's obviously quiet if it's too quiet."

"Where are my testicles, Summer?"

"And now here's.. human music."

"The vat is good."

"I gotta go take a shit."

I could probably do one line from every episode.

[–] timmytbt@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

I brought my own ladle.

[–] timmytbt@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

“Hmm, Human music “ Cracks me up every time!

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago
[–] tophneal@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Beth + Beth + sometimes Jerry

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Sometimes in the closet, always dressed as superman

[–] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 10 points 2 months ago

You went back to the rug store?

[–] Strider@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

And awaaaaaayyy we go!

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

You never went in the hole!

[–] Upperhand@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I hate myself for this because it's so overused... I'm pickle Rick!!

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 13 points 2 months ago

I know this one and haven't watched the show... Denied.

[–] timmytbt@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

As an alternative how about, “I’m a leg Morty, a leg!”

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Also slavery with extra steps.

[–] tenchiken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 months ago

You pass butter.

[–] toofpic@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Let's go. In and out, a 20 minute adventure!

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Instructions unclear. Penis stuck in horse semen extractor.

[–] drre@feddit.org 5 points 2 months ago

everything is crooked, reality is poison

[–] YaksDC@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

Ooooh, weeee!

[–] BmeBenji@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

Rick is the bad guy.

[–] punkcoder@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago
[–] Guitarfun@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

I'm not even interested in having this skin in my personal space.

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 5 points 2 months ago

I just love killin'!

[–] sc2pirate@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

How about a little hand bond?

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[–] alekwithak@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

I've watched this show and you can trust me because my word is my bond.

[–] Waraugh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 months ago

What is my purpose?

[–] FizzlePopBerryTwist@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

It has been a challenging mating season for FizzlePop...

[–] moonlight6205@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

Get shwifty

[–] CMDR_Horn@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

I feel sorry for his dad

[–] proper@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago
[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Just shove it waaay up there, Morty.

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