But they already are, they believe in the holy ~~trinity~~ quadrity; the father, the son and the holy spirit, and trump

I have seen some sermons talking like this was the case at least

Please don't "vote god"
Voting third-party like that is just wasting your vote, vote for one of the real candidates (preferable the non-felon one)

- Guitar Solo

Yeah that's what the joke i was going for, if you're super wealthy then he's the candidate for you since he'll do anything you tell him to if you just "donate" enough

There's only one explanation

Who's John and how long has he and Zoidberg been together?

Who knows, maybe they'll go the joker route and make it a musical

Hey don't slutshame, let's keep this a hotplug-positive community

"If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine."

• mushrooms

As someone still laying in bed, scrolling Lemmy instead of doing chores

Just remember, the only thing that can stop a bad person exhibiting strong emotions is a good person exhibiting strong emotions

In stasis, it bends but won't break us
Aurelia, majestic as a lion's roar embodies her
Terranean, threaten and shield us
Endanger, recoil and rewind the tapes
She's born again
[...]
Medusa, a haunting allure
Elusive ectoplasmic residue
She'll dance for you
Inducing hydro-cosmic dreams in you
Of eternal blue