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[–] genfood@feddit.org 41 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 23 points 1 month ago

Nah, they can have a bit of Russia, we aren't some monsters looking to completely wipe them out or something

[–] genfood@feddit.org 28 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Who will be the president of Bufferistan?

[–] Hubi@feddit.org 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He just walked out that open window over there. He was cutting off that guy who swearing at him. Wait, I think the other guy took the stairs, what a gentleman! Sure, stairs are slower but the first step is pretty gentle.

What? Did Steven say something? Like splat? Ah nevermind.

[–] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Steven Seagal wishes he could fit through a window

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

FSB wish they could push him of a chair.

[–] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I nominate the guy that created RealPlayer.

[–] javiwhite@feddit.uk 4 points 1 month ago

VLC invades claiming bufferistan is actually their territory and history repeats.

Qué fallout intro.

[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

the Tetris inventor should finally get paid.

[–] Artyom@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

Everyone from Poland each has to do it for a week as a form of compulsory service.

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 1 points 1 month ago

Whoever drew the short straw

[–] Smaagi@lemm.ee 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

As a finn, I'd accept that.

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

All we needed to hear. It's settled then.

[–] drathvedro@lemm.ee 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

Alright, alright, Russian here, let's negotiate. I'm generally in favor of Ukraine taking Chechnya, Dagestan and Ingushetia off our hands. You couldn't take Kaliningrad even over my dead body, but we can offer ~~a nuclear wasteland~~ Novaya Zemlya instead (but we'll keep nuking the shit out of it), and Sakhalin, too, just to fuck with Japan even more.

Deal?

And what about Belarus? And Transnistria?

[–] jellyfishhunter@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

German here. Good call with keeping Kaliningrad! After all it actually belongs to Germany.

/s

[–] drathvedro@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Lets give it to Poland then... Just to fuck with Germans as well

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

What the fuck are you talking about??? Kaliningrad belongs to Czech Republic, duh. It's now named Královec

https://visitkralovec.cz/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kr%C3%A1lovec_Region

Ř

[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 3 points 1 month ago

Transnistria belongs to Chad. Belarus belongs to Andorra

After that, make a union to strengthen the countries power in the war against people arguing red, yellow and blue arent primary colors

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Everything elese goes to Sakha empire.

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

Belarus can govern itself as soon as they overthrow their Putin-lite. As for Transnistria, I'm sure we can talk with Moldova about it, especially if both them and us will get into EU at some point.

[–] Placebonickname@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Does this mean the most Russian assets will be in the area closest to the USA territory?(Alaska)

[–] jonne@infosec.pub 5 points 1 month ago

Nah, just the people.

[–] puddinghelmet@feddit.nl 7 points 1 month ago

may putin rot in hell, may russians free themselves from the cancer

[–] stebo02@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 month ago

and Ukraine should gain land with everyone new negotiation