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Pulp Fiction. Bruce Willis.

This is cheating a little bit because Bruce Willis is already a muppet.

Crocodile Dundee but only the knife is real

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, obviously Johnny Depp as the only human. Basically no difference.

Lord of the Rings, Gandalf stays

John Wick, Keanu stays.

Super Hornio Bros, Ron Jeremy

My first thought: John Wick movies and keeping Keanu

Interstellar - Anne Hathaway

Weekend at Bernie's. Bernie.

OG Star Wars - chewbacca, but instead of a guy in a costume just a really hairy dude

300 - the actor who is kicked into the pit

Clue, Tim Curry

"Civil War" from 2024, but only Jesse Plemons is human.

"What kind of muppet are you?"

Bonus points if the actor is not the protagonist

All of Star Wars - JarJar's actor

Jackass: The Movie.

Wee Man.

A live-action Lorax. Danny DeVito is the only human, and he's wearing a Lorax costume.

Big Lebowski. Jeff Bridges.

Blade 3. Ryan Reynolds.

Buried with Ryan Reynolds. Just Kermit on the phone.

Memento, with any of Guy Pearce, Joe Pantoliano or Carrie-Anne Moss. All would be good

The Matrix, with either Lawrence Fishburn or Joe Pantoliano (again lol)

The Muppet Christmas Carol

Michael Caine

Am I doing this right?

Inglorious Bastards, we keep Christoph Waltz

The Princess Bride. Keep Fred Savage, but as an adult.

The Matrix. Hugo Weaving (Agent Smith) as the only non-muppet.

Jaws - Jaws

I am Legend - the dog

Home Alone - keep Kevin

The Secretary - Maggie Gyllenhaal

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang - RDJ (I think this one would be fun the muppets could pull this off well)

Saving Private Ryan - Tom Hanks

Precious - Gabourey Sidibe

The Prestige. Christian Bale.

But he only plays "half" of Borden.

My wife said: Legally blond, keep Witherspoon

Being John Malkovich - John Malkovich
~~also Airplane! - John Malkovich~~

the man was made to pitch a fit in front of a bunch of muppets

edit: i looked it up and apparently he wasn't in Airplane! ...? am i going crazy?

edit 2: I was confusing Stephen Stucker playing the crazy guy Johnny with John Malkovich

Airplane - Stephen Stucker

National treasure, Nick Cage.

Rocky, the lady who played Adrian.

Jurrasic park, the guy that played Neuman on Seinfeld.

Shawshank redemption, Morgan Freeman.

Transformers. Keep only John Turturro. The rest, even the Transformers, are played by normal sized muppets.

Bumblebee is played by Beaker, obviously. And seeing Megan Fox replaced by Miss Piggy sounds like a fever dream

Remake Team America with real Matt Damon.