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[–] Mutterwitz@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

From Dusk Till Dawn - Salma Hayek

[–] MDCCCLV@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I dunno, licking muppet Salma feet would be funnier.

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[–] lime@feddit.nu 5 points 1 month ago

there will be blood, keep only paul dano. i love daniel day lewis but i just want to see eli be hounded by a screaming fozzie bear.

[–] NihilisticOptimist@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The Departed, Leonardo DiCaprio

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[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago

12 Angry Men.

Henry Fonda was a funny guy, and I think he'd have had a ball playing it straight.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

The Matrix Reloaded. But only one Agent Smith is Hugo Weaving. The rest are puppets

[–] Atlas_@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

The Muppets - Steve Whitmire (Kermit's puppeteer)

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Star Trek VII, Marina Sirtis.

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[–] AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The original Japanese version of The Ring. Keep the Ring spirit, whoever played Sadako.

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[–] codexarcanum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago

From Dusk Til Dawn, Salma Hayek.

Just imagining the perverted little Tarantino and Cheech puppets is giving me titters.

"We got velvet pussy, cloth pussy, fuzzy pussy, felt pussy..."

[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I am Legend.

Not Will Smith.

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[–] jpeps@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Donnie Darko. Donnie Darko.

[–] 2ugly2live@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (4 children)

The Hunger Games, keep Snow. The Exorcist, keep the priest.

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[–] tyrefyre@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] Zwrt@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
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[–] hydrashok@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

Psycho. Mother.

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago
  • Iron man, the only human is happy the driver.
  • All adam sandler movies and adam sandler is the only human (I believe it would just amplify his movies)
[–] Samsy@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

12 Monkeys - Jeffrey Goins

The Big Lebowski - The Dude

Deadpool vs Wolverine - Wolverine

The Goonies - Chunk

Pirates of the Caribbean - Jackie Sparrow (by Amber Heard)

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[–] Tieas@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 month ago

John wick. Having Reeves be the only person would be hilarious, though the opposite would be true to. Have Reeves as a puppet and everybody else getting their ass kicked.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Any of the Die Hard franchise, really. It makes McClane seem like a complete fucking schizo to the point you wonder if this is all happening in his head a la Sucker Punch.

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[–] digitalnuisance@infosec.pub 4 points 1 month ago

The Muppet Movie.

Kermit the Frog.

[–] JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Salò. The sex worker who tells the stories.

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[–] Etterra@discuss.online 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Star Wars, keep David Prowse (Darth Vader, the actual guy in the suit).

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[–] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The Dark Knight, but keep Bale as Batman.

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[–] LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

X files, the tv show. Keep mulder

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[–] Vanilla_PuddinFudge@infosec.pub 4 points 1 month ago

Dark Knight Rises

Tom Hardy

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Dune. Keep either Patrick Stewart, or Sting. Not sure which would be funnier.

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[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago

Top Gun. Keep Anthony Edwards.

[–] useyourmainfinger@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (4 children)

It's Predator obviously, and keep the Predator...!

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