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[–] Mutterwitz@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

From Dusk Till Dawn - Salma Hayek

[–] MDCCCLV@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I dunno, licking muppet Salma feet would be funnier.

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[–] lime@feddit.nu 5 points 3 months ago

there will be blood, keep only paul dano. i love daniel day lewis but i just want to see eli be hounded by a screaming fozzie bear.

[–] NihilisticOptimist@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The Departed, Leonardo DiCaprio

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[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 5 points 3 months ago

12 Angry Men.

Henry Fonda was a funny guy, and I think he'd have had a ball playing it straight.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

The Matrix Reloaded. But only one Agent Smith is Hugo Weaving. The rest are puppets

[–] Atlas_@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

The Muppets - Steve Whitmire (Kermit's puppeteer)

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Star Trek VII, Marina Sirtis.

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[–] AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The original Japanese version of The Ring. Keep the Ring spirit, whoever played Sadako.

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[–] codexarcanum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 months ago

From Dusk Til Dawn, Salma Hayek.

Just imagining the perverted little Tarantino and Cheech puppets is giving me titters.

"We got velvet pussy, cloth pussy, fuzzy pussy, felt pussy..."

[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I am Legend.

Not Will Smith.

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[–] jpeps@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Donnie Darko. Donnie Darko.

[–] 2ugly2live@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago (4 children)

The Hunger Games, keep Snow. The Exorcist, keep the priest.

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[–] tyrefyre@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Zwrt@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)
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[–] hydrashok@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago

Psycho. Mother.

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago
  • Iron man, the only human is happy the driver.
  • All adam sandler movies and adam sandler is the only human (I believe it would just amplify his movies)
[–] Samsy@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

12 Monkeys - Jeffrey Goins

The Big Lebowski - The Dude

Deadpool vs Wolverine - Wolverine

The Goonies - Chunk

Pirates of the Caribbean - Jackie Sparrow (by Amber Heard)

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[–] Tieas@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 months ago

John wick. Having Reeves be the only person would be hilarious, though the opposite would be true to. Have Reeves as a puppet and everybody else getting their ass kicked.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Any of the Die Hard franchise, really. It makes McClane seem like a complete fucking schizo to the point you wonder if this is all happening in his head a la Sucker Punch.

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[–] digitalnuisance@infosec.pub 4 points 3 months ago

The Muppet Movie.

Kermit the Frog.

[–] JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Salò. The sex worker who tells the stories.

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[–] Etterra@discuss.online 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Star Wars, keep David Prowse (Darth Vader, the actual guy in the suit).

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[–] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

The Dark Knight, but keep Bale as Batman.

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[–] LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

X files, the tv show. Keep mulder

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[–] Vanilla_PuddinFudge@infosec.pub 4 points 3 months ago

Dark Knight Rises

Tom Hardy

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Dune. Keep either Patrick Stewart, or Sting. Not sure which would be funnier.

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[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 months ago

Top Gun. Keep Anthony Edwards.

[–] useyourmainfinger@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago (4 children)

It's Predator obviously, and keep the Predator...!

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