Shoot the man.

neet

What's my motivation? Is there a reason why I'm listening to Alec Baldwin brag about his watch? What's stopping me from simply walking away?

The doom-slab in my contains rocks forced to think with lasers and it's cheap enough that I can lose or drop without shedding a tear. And you know the best part ? It tells time 3 orders of magnitude more accurately than you watch.

"Okay and does it tell the time?"

Good for you man, that's a really great watch 😊

Sad little men like that are most hurt by you not being offended by them. It's like with internet trolls; non-engagement is the best weapon. It also happens to require the least amount of energy or time. So easy, but so devastating to their ego.

"your wife is still sleeping with the pool boy"

Can your watch play Bad Apple?

Can your watch run Doom?

Can you install Arch on that watch?

...

... didn't think so 😛

You paid all that money for a watch that can't do ANY cool stuff? You utter loser 🤣 🤣 🤣

What time is it?

"Big deal- I also have a small cock."

No wait I wanna change it to "I have a small cock too, but nobody can tell just by looking at me"

Jokes on you, with the deferred maintenance, my car has negative worth.

This isn't a car

I have people who love me.

'nice watch!' then move in and quietly say "oh, hey, it looks like your barber missed a spot back there"

K

Either dishonest affirmation or "That's nice, buddy" and touch his shoulder.

With people you might need later it's the first option, the second if you want to piss off narcissists.

"good for you, little guy"

Just smile non-genuinely and say "Sure."

Good for you, why should I care?

You gotta understand this proving your worth by buying ridiculously expensive shit and then bringing attention to it is an attitude of "new money"

Rich people who have been rich for generations will have the same time piece but they will not even think about it. It's granted to them, part of their life that they would never question. Like you putting on socks.

And that is the attitude that new money cannot understand. Hell that's kind of what the great gatsby is about, new money just not getting that the expensive shit is just more furniture.

So the most frustrating thing to this mindset is to treat it as no big deal, or even weird that they would bring it up which really it is

Compliment it and remember that the guy is an asshole lmao

That's how they'll know whose assets to liquidate when the world wakes up.

"My wealth is in stocks"

Cool story bro

Has this one done it? or how many such watches in do you get to be happy?

Imagine not being able to tell the time by just looking up

Cool. Anyway...

I don't have a car

"Hey what time is it? Im suppose to meet up with some friends later."

"Wow, I guess you really CAN'T buy taste then"