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[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

I just can't fathom how that happens, after cooming all that I want to do is cuddles and kisses ?? Ride the endorphins high together..

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 hours ago

I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.

[–] andybytes@programming.dev 22 points 8 hours ago

POS...probably a future cop

[–] unknown1234_5@kbin.earth 30 points 13 hours ago

try therapy

[–] BreakerSwitch@lemm.ee 105 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I've heard similar takes resolved with "this person is venomously sexist, but straight." Once their sexual needs are met, the one thing they want out of a partner is done, it's back to absolutely loathing women.

Sounds like a nightmare, tbh.

[–] Zenith@lemm.ee 50 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (2 children)

Yeah reading this as a woman is low key terrifying like… if you hate me why tf do you want to fuck me? The idea a person could be so wildly two faced because they’re desperately trying to interact with me in my most vulnerable state is so scary, things like this is why women choose the bear

This reads like one step away from a DV situation

[–] starelfsc2@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 hours ago

Yeah it's definitely testosterone :/ just pure monkey brain neuron activated, there's not really any thoughts besides "I am so unbelievably in love with them" until you're snapped back to reality...

[–] Schadrach@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

if you hate me why tf do you want to fuck me?

Testosterone is a hell of a drug. I've known a few guys who have had at least one gf they only stayed with for the sex and were just putting up with her the rest of the time. Those...generally aren't very good or healthy relationships. Most of them eventually get out of that mindset and (at least try to) find someone they like being with first and also want to fuck besides.

But then my wife acts shocked that a bunch of women she works with talk like they don't even like their husbands. All I can think is why marry them then?

[–] Jiggle_Physics@sh.itjust.works 4 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Often times their husbands were different before their marriage, and probably for a while afterwards, then they slowly got shittier, and shittier

[–] SL3wvmnas@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

So.... more deceit? I've had uhmmm enough contact with all sexes in my time, and found "a relationship is a means to an end" type behavior in too many of my fellow humans. Also when they will not stop sliding into shittier and shittier behavior it usually means they were shitty from the start, but their mask is slipping.

Still amazes me, the many, many people seeing felationships as purely transactional.

Edit: lol, the typo stays.

[–] Jiggle_Physics@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 hours ago

Not always deceit. A lot of these guys don't go into this with the intent to do this, it's just sorta something that happens as they age, and get disaffected/dissatisfied with life in general, and their wife ends up bearing a lot of the bullshit from that. Not an excuse, it's still them being fucking awful people, but they didn't go into the relationship intending to be the husband who's wife does literally everything, while they sit on their ass, and be distant.

There are absolutely pure personality disordered men out there that do, in fact, do this type of thing with intention.

[–] kata1yst@sh.itjust.works 127 points 20 hours ago

Believe it or not, straight to therapy.

[–] katze@lemmy.cafe 98 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Gay: anon had sex with a woman and hated it

[–] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 75 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Open and shut case.

[–] Boomkop3@reddthat.com 33 points 21 hours ago

Anon should be dumped, or break up and find someone he likes. Or just find friends with benefits, or an escort?

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