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[–] kata1yst@sh.itjust.works 170 points 1 month ago

Believe it or not, straight to therapy.

[–] BreakerSwitch@lemm.ee 157 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I've heard similar takes resolved with "this person is venomously sexist, but straight." Once their sexual needs are met, the one thing they want out of a partner is done, it's back to absolutely loathing women.

Sounds like a nightmare, tbh.

[–] Zenith@lemm.ee 78 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Yeah reading this as a woman is low key terrifying like… if you hate me why tf do you want to fuck me? The idea a person could be so wildly two faced because they’re desperately trying to interact with me in my most vulnerable state is so scary, things like this is why women choose the bear

This reads like one step away from a DV situation

[–] Schadrach@lemmy.sdf.org 29 points 1 month ago (6 children)

if you hate me why tf do you want to fuck me?

Testosterone is a hell of a drug. I've known a few guys who have had at least one gf they only stayed with for the sex and were just putting up with her the rest of the time. Those...generally aren't very good or healthy relationships. Most of them eventually get out of that mindset and (at least try to) find someone they like being with first and also want to fuck besides.

But then my wife acts shocked that a bunch of women she works with talk like they don't even like their husbands. All I can think is why marry them then?

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Testosterone is a hell of a drug. I’ve known a few guys who have had at least one gf they only stayed with for the sex and were just putting up with her the rest of the time. Those…generally aren’t very good or healthy relationships. Most of them eventually get out of that mindset and (at least try to) find someone they like being with first and also want to fuck besides.

I've been guilty of that and I've definitely felt that "ok, I came, I'd rather be alone now." thing described in the post. Regular sex goes a long way in keeping me interested and the most toxic women I've been with have always been the best at it. There are women in my life who I like spending time with but that kind of kills my desire to have sex with them. It's like subconsciously I'm thinking "why would I want to ruin this by bringing sex into it?" or maybe it feels like I'm degrading them if I think about them sexually or I don't want to take advantage of them. I'm not really sure what's going on with me there. I mostly just don't date these days because I have my single life figured out pretty well and bringing someone else into it is always so disruptive and I really don't get enough out of it to be worth the stress. At least this way I'm not fucking anyone else up with my bullshit.

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[–] katze@lemmy.cafe 117 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Gay: anon had sex with a woman and hated it

[–] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 86 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space 16 points 1 month ago

Open and shut case.

[–] halvar@lemy.lol 101 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Fake: everything until the linebreak

Gay: everything after the linebreak

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[–] Walk_blesseD@piefed.blahaj.zone 87 points 1 month ago (55 children)

Uh, anon, vaginas aren't supposed to be washed. That disrupts the microbiome and can lead to infections.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It isn't washed with soap, but it is washed with water

[–] YarrMatey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 54 points 1 month ago

Vulvas can be washed with water and unscented, mild soap if tolerated but not vaginas, they are self-cleaning.

https://www.healthline.com/health/how-to-clean-your-vagina

https://www.self.com/story/best-way-to-clean-vagina

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 month ago

I... am fairly sure he means 'unwashed' in the sense of 'impure', aka, 'not a virgin'.

Still awful, but... that's how I read this...?

He could also mean both the more literal and more metaphorical meanings simultaneously.

Not sure.

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[–] sunglocto@lemmy.dbzer0.com 51 points 1 month ago
[–] unknown1234_5@kbin.earth 44 points 1 month ago

try therapy

[–] andybytes@programming.dev 39 points 1 month ago

POS...probably a future cop

[–] Boomkop3@reddthat.com 39 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Anon should be dumped, or break up and find someone he likes. Or just find friends with benefits, or an escort?

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[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I just can't fathom how that happens, after cooming all that I want to do is cuddles and kisses ?? Ride the endorphins high together..

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[–] Limonene@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The first half, because of testosterone.

The second half, because of prolactin.

It's not really that simple, but it's part of it. And I'm not a doctor.

[–] Boomkop3@reddthat.com 31 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

No, and no. Not even just "not that simple". You're dead wrong. That's like saying I got from home to work because of "wheel". It's involved but it does not drive the show

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[–] Damage@feddit.it 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

After coming I don't want sex again but I don't magically find my partner disgusting and annoying... we just cuddle.

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[–] Outwit1294@lemmy.today 17 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Anon discovers he might be gay

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

To quote Neil Patrick Harris- “yes, I’m gay. Gay for that pussy. “

-Neil Patrick Harris

Quote attributable to one Neil Patrick Harris. His friends call him Neil. I’m not allowed to call him Neil.

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[–] IndustryStandard@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Annon needs to wash his right hand

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