this post was submitted on 07 Jun 2025
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[–] dmention7@lemm.ee 34 points 1 month ago (1 children)

On the one hand, as someone who likes to use their garage for garage stuff in addition to storing my car in it, I feel his pain at the too-short garage.

On the other hand, fucking LOL at buying an unnecessarily large vehicle like a CT without checking your garage size first--and then doubling down by parking it like that.

[–] zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 month ago

Did you actually expect the buyers of a motorized dumpster to have a working organ between their ears?

[–] J_M@lemmy.ca 31 points 1 month ago

Why would a residence need a full sized dumpster?

Oh wait - nevermind.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Even an ugly fridge is useful though.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Which means it functions exactly as intended. Unlike that useless piece of shit.

[–] nodiratime@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

This one does too. It clearly marks it's owner as a braindead dude bro and fascist.

[–] PostaL@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago

Help me step-brother, I'm Cyber Stuck

[–] Carvex@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is that to keep the raccoons out of it?

Maybe to keep it from getting wet?

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

gha, look at that house, it matches the cybertwat.

[–] Reddfugee42@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Lol, what's wrong with the house

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

giant window in door. fake bricks instead of siding on the 2nd floor. giant shutters on the window on 2nd floor.

storm shutters? no, if they were storm shutters the idiot wouldn't have a 2' square window in their front door.

and what the fuck is up with that fake brick shit? and what is the awning over the garage supposed to be made out of? looks like more siding.

you can see where they get their tastes in vehicles.

[–] muusemuuse@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Are you like the Zillow version of angry video game nerd?

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

are you the lemmy version of jd vance? go fuck a loveseat

[–] omega_x3@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Yeah stop bod mouthing the house.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Y'all just jealous he can get a grocery cart full of goods in there!

Seriously, dude came through Lowe's 3 times to get all his goods. We packed 15 bags of mulch on the second trip. To compare, I get get 15 bags in my Spyder, and still put the top up.

[–] RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago

I have a coupe and almost every example of a cybertruck being good at loads my coupe can do.