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[–] frozenpopsicle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 44 points 12 hours ago

I think invasion is too strong a term. Maybe, a special operation of antelopes?

[–] Rin@lemm.ee 10 points 11 hours ago
[–] BlackPenguins@lemmy.world 8 points 10 hours ago

A lot of antelopes about to be mysteriously pushed out windows.

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 20 points 15 hours ago

1 meter strong 💪📏

[–] joel_feila@lemmy.world 26 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Australia lost to the emus Now russia is facing the antelopes.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 6 points 11 hours ago

In a two front war. Rest in piss.

[–] klu9@piefed.social 47 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Are you sure this is not The Onion?

saiga antelope

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 28 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

David Attenborough​: here we see the majestic Long Horned Steppe Gonzo placidly grazing.

[–] JoeyHarrington@lemmy.ca 21 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Step gonzo, what are you doooooiiiiiiing?

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

You're fine he's just looking for Henrietta

[–] einlander@lemmy.world 30 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Sounds like they are about to join Australia in loosing a war to animals.

[–] Zidane@sh.itjust.works 11 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah too loose and they'll slip right in

[–] Regrettable_incident@lemmy.world 4 points 13 hours ago

So you best lube up and brace yourself.

[–] Lumu@piefed.blahaj.zone 13 points 16 hours ago

My contributions to saiga conservation years ago have paid off.

[–] rottingleaf@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

The previous one he felt, but took for a turd

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

Nature bats last.

[–] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 16 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)

He should consider himself lucky. Next time, it’s the rabbits. Ask Napoleon.

[–] Gsus4@mander.xyz 17 points 20 hours ago (2 children)
[–] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 3 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Why did he run? That's like the epitome of fluffy awwww

[–] Gsus4@mander.xyz 3 points 9 hours ago

Can you imagine? Cynical machoman invader can't be seen as Snow White :D

[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 4 points 11 hours ago

Adding this to the time travel list.

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 13 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Everything is going according to plan!

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 15 points 18 hours ago

Year 3 of the 3 day special military operation.

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 16 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Remind me. Antelopes: Delicious or nah?

[–] AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 27 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

Pretty much all meat is delicious cooked right.

[–] Regrettable_incident@lemmy.world 6 points 13 hours ago

Except moles. Apparently they taste like shit however you cook em.

[–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 29 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Yes officer, this person right here

[–] AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 16 points 20 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Gsus4@mander.xyz 21 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Great, I searched for long pork recipes and now I guess I'm on a ton of watchlists 😐

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 7 points 18 hours ago

You always were.

[–] Breezy@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

You should look up the foot taco stuff on reddit, if its still there. It was a while ago.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago

Best I can do is burger king foot lettice.

[–] somethingsnappy@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago
[–] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 2 points 20 hours ago (2 children)
[–] AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 19 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

You're a bunny, you're not even exotic meat.

[–] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 hours ago

Tell that to my vet, she treats me as her "exotic pet"

[–] MelodiousFunk@startrek.website 7 points 18 hours ago

Yeah, but they might have Mad Mad Bunny disease. You don't want none of them prions, dawg.

[–] LNRDrone@sopuli.xyz 7 points 20 hours ago

Probably delicious when cooked right. Never had antelope, but reindeer and moose are probably in the same pallpark and those are both good.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 16 points 20 hours ago

One day Oversimplified will cover this on youtube. Just like the pig war and the emu war.

And he'll release it right after he covers vietnam. Which will be in approximately 90 years.

[–] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 12 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

The Daily Star is really more entertaining semi-fiction than news, but this is still Onion-worthy.

[–] solrize@lemmy.ml 3 points 16 hours ago

Also, discouraging words are seldom heard there, and in the daytime the skies are cloudless.

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 8 points 21 hours ago

Guy can’t handle a dozen people handy with steak knives.

[–] bpalmerau@aussie.zone 4 points 19 hours ago