Surviving the predator? You mean being part of a minecraft youtuber's discord before your 18th birthday?
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The predator does not kill children or pregnant women. Predator 2 showed that. A kid with a toy UZI spotted the predator with his light bending and as a precaution the predator armed his shoulder cannon, but upon sensing it was not a real gun he disarmed it.
Also the subway showed he found a fetus developing in a woman and immediately released her.
Okay, so be a pregnant child. Got you.
I am neither of those things.
According to another post here, you need to antagonise Sadako first...
No, but you would be an unarmed helpless guy. Not sporting enough for a predator. Or at least you will fake being helpless! There is no honor in slaughter.
Surely the Predator would be able to tell when someone is faking helplessness...
Otis Driftwood from House of 1000 Corpses. He has no supernatural powers.
I have lived around crazy rednecks all my life (Indiana and Florida). Pretty sure I could outwit 1 crazy redneck, and with 3 Billion I could afford to finally escape this hellhole.
Freddie Krueger... Just stay awake
Godzilla. Then I'd go hang out at the White House.
J.K Rowling
If we're doing irl monsters, Henry Kissinger. Even before he was dead, I could take him.
I'm going with Jaws, and staying home.
weather alert, there's a tornado on your way...
hope it doesn't launch a weird franchise
This made me look up the actual Predator code of Honor and I quote
"Unarmed and/or "innocent" beings may be hunted if they:
Are the specific objective of a hunt."
Sorry Op, you're still screwed.
Jaws is objectively the best choice anyway. Just drive inland.
I'd go with Hopper from A Bug's Life. I'm sure he's a huge threat to Dave Foley and Julia Louse-Dreyfus, but I ain't worried about no grasshopper, even one voiced by Kevin Spacey.
Imagine being out hunting and you walk right near an old injured wild pig and it just sits there staring at you.
Be funny if the Predator pats the guy on the head before leaving.
Obviously Freddy Krueger. Just stay awake 24 hours. The really difficulty is when you can't stay awake and you accidentally fall asleep. But I think staying awake 24 hours is pretty easy.
Yeah, with billions on the line, 24 hours is a cake walk
Maybe gage from pet cemetery. Im not his dad so maybe I have to punt a child.
Sadako. Her curse takes 7 days to take effect, assuming it's gone once 24 hours are up. Else, Jaws can't get you if you're nowhere close to the sea.
Else, Jaws can't get you if you're nowhere close to the sea
Until they release a Jaws/Sharknado crossover.
I wanted to say Freddy, because 24 hours without sleep would be easy-peasy. ...then I realized Im not a teenageer anymore and would probably take a nap anyways.
The girl from Teeth. I mean, worst case...
Full disclosure: I have not actually seen the movie.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina_dentata
If you are a lox believer then it’s the world’s oldest myth
Whoa, I truly had no idea. That's pretty wild.
The Refregirator (yeah, it's a thing: https://www.imdb.com/fr/title/tt0102767/), It's a haunted / gate of hell fridge attacking a couple who just moved in a shitty appartment. Even if you unplug it, it still tries to eat you or send his minions (toaster, blender...) so I'll surely die horribly but I'm all for fighting against electric appliances.
Freddy Kruger, as long as I have prep time. Get a good night sleep the night before? Staying awake for 24 hours is pretty trivial. I can get up at 6 one morning and stay up til 6 the next morning. I'm willing to screw my sleep cycle up for a few days in exchange for 3 billion dollars.
The Tyrannosaurus rex from Jurassic Park because first of all, I'm actually pretty sure I'd be fine so long as I can get in my car and drive away at a reasonable pace. Secondly, just think of the absolutely incredible collateral damage. Even if I get killed, it would be one of the most talked-about and confusing incidents in American history for the rest of time.
Fuck Reddit and Fuck Spez.
Prompt says you're being chased but nothing about the quality of the chase. I like the image of the predator being obligated to chase them but feeling kind of ashamed of it so they don't really want to get the kill.
Hunted: '*puff, wheeze* Just... gotta... get to the top... of the hill.' Predator: *walks calmly up to just behind the hunted and makes a predator noise, then sits to wait for them to scramble the rest of the way up while the predator plays space-solitaire*