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[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 31 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

There's your first mistake, you wake up in the morning.

If you don't wake up until afternoon or evening, there's less time to make bad decisions in.

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Man if I could wake up in the afternoon I would be so happy

[–] Scrath@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't know. If I were to wake up in the afternoon I would probably feel like I'm wasting most of my day

[–] btr_fan87@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

But you would also be gaining valuable access to the night and very early morning.

[–] kubica@fedia.io 15 points 2 weeks ago

Very generous to even use the word "management" to refer to what I do.

[–] pleasestopasking@reddthat.com 11 points 2 weeks ago

Replying to this from my bed, 2.5 hours after I woke up.

[–] AceBonobo@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"Every day is a gift. We could literally die at any moment. So it's incredibly important to doom scroll as much as possible." -my dumb brain

[–] QualifiedKitten@discuss.online 1 points 2 weeks ago

My extra dumb brain initially read that as "any dumb iranian" and was momentarily infuriated.

[–] LongLive@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Time is of the essence...
or not?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 2 weeks ago

Time is the essence of entropy, and entropy is the essence of the passage of time.

worst possible

Bitch i know you're not coming for my sash.

[–] morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 weeks ago

Every morning when i wake up at 1400

[–] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 1 points 2 weeks ago

Surprise quiz: Using an epsilon-delta proof, find the value to which the badness of your time management decisions converges to or show that it diverges.

[–] phantomwise@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago

Nope, can't relate, my time management skills are too bad to wake up in the morning 😅