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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

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I had a neighbour who embalmed his own wife. (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 days ago by BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world

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[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I'm wondering if there being 99.99% humans would make them all more valuable. And sometimes I just think maybe it would be for the best. But that is a bit insane, so I push it aside. But being treated like living garbage really does give you some ideas

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[–] Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I was once bitten by a kissing bug.

[–] riquisimo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 days ago

Are you sure you weren't kissed by a biting bug? Bug mouths are usually very small!

[–] Googledotcom@lemm.ee 1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Shea butter is perfect lubricant with monkey asshole but my uncle says that real men do not need any, he is a scary man. The manliest dog hunter I have ever seen

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[–] Chef_Boyardee@lemm.ee -2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Clairvoyance runs in my family. Most specifically, my sister has predicted several deaths.

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