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[–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 104 points 1 month ago (6 children)

So in the book he doesn't cobble together random parts, he explicitly picks the best parts across dozens of bodies, even down to the hair.

They implies that he went around dick checking every recently executed corpse for weeks until he found the most perfect and beautiful cock and the most prefect and beautiful balls to go with it.

[–] Vince@lemmy.world 51 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Real monster was in his pants all along

[–] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Frankenstein's monster's monster 😏

[–] 100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it 4 points 1 month ago

Frankenschlong

[–] 100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it 33 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

As the minuteness of the parts formed a great hindrance to my speed, I resolved, contrary to my first intention, to make the being of a gigantic stature, that is to say, about eight feet in height, and proportionably large.

The creature packed.

But since Victor is a simia dei and his creation is flawed from the start he cannot bear him being fruitful and multiplying

[–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Probably bailed on the idea because he couldn't find a woman corpse that the monster wouldn't split in half...

[–] SnortsGarlicPowder@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Probably even less muscle bound women back then than 8ft tall dudes. How he found several let alone 1 8ft tall guy who also happened to be dead is also another question.

[–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I imagine the monster was probably comically disproportionate, like he took the longest shins/thighs/torso he could get.

That or half the monster is parts from a horse...

[–] abbotsbury@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don't like the implication that Frankenstein's Monster has a matching set of balls, what's the chance that the two best ones you find come from the same sack?

[–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

We can't even say either of them came in that specific sack!

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Do you think he took both balls from the same corpse, or from two different corpses?

[–] morphballganon@lemmynsfw.com 13 points 1 month ago

... why stop at two?

[–] Uli@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 month ago

Maybe, yeah, if both of them had just one supremely good ball.

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I mean, not that different to classical nude male statues and the consistent focus on dicks, just biologically instead of built from stone

[–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Something tells me they didn't go around checking the scrotes of various marble blocks before they began to carve.

[–] discostjohn@programming.dev 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I must be crazy, because I don't remember there being any mention of him working with multiple bodies at all, let alone dozens.

[–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Sounds like a great time for a reread! I know I am lol

[–] Pirky@lemmy.world 34 points 1 month ago

Hey, now, why is it weird? I consider it respectful as Victor wanted him to be as complete as possible. How could he call his creation complete if it was missing a rather fundamental part of a human? Would you call him complete if he only gave him one arm or one leg? Of course not. So Victor has to look for a penis to give him or else his project is left unfinished.

[–] rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's not weird at all; Victor wanted a big dumb corpse man to rail him senseless. Big dreams take dedication and hard work, guys.

[–] Apeman42@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I've been... makin a man, with blond hair and a tan,

And he's good for relieving my... tension.

[–] rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I've been makin a man, with quite a crass goal

He's going to ruin my...

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago

Life as a whole

[–] GabrielBell12fi@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

I'd have thought it would be obvious - no guy would make another guy smooth down there.

[–] roastedpotato@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 month ago

IIRC he decides against making him a mate because he already feels guilty for creating the monster and everything it's done

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well, Dr. Noonien Soong did as well...

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

🤔

Data does claim to be fully functional; does that mean he has semen?

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

After she washes her face

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

He has pores, he has a chemical nutrient similar to blood. Who knows what else he has?

[–] codexarcanum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh. Where you going?... Oh, you men are all alike. Seven or eight quick ones and then you're out with the boys to boast and brag. YOU BETTER KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT. Oh... I think I love him.

[–] Pencilnoob@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

walk this way hobbles up stairs, looks back

the doctor hobbles along the same way

I must say though, that movie kind of creeped me out as a kid. I really didn't like the blind man just trying to be nice but everything going wrong.

[–] jsomae@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Has anyone here watched Poor Things? Amazing movie.

[–] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

i get what they were going for, but I couldn't get over how she was a toddler in an adult body and everyone wanted to fuck her.

[–] jsomae@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago

Oh yeah that was so messed up. However in fairness to the guy who fucks her, he didn't know that.

Emma Stone is an incredible actor though. And I like how the movie portrays women's sexuality.

[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 2 points 1 month ago

Nope but now I will.

Cheers!

[–] frezik@midwest.social 2 points 1 month ago

Dr Noonien Soong has entered the chat