this post was submitted on 18 Jun 2025
156 points (95.9% liked)

Greentext

6515 readers
528 users here now

This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
top 8 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] tomatoely@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 minutes ago* (last edited 4 minutes ago)

> Saints Row

> Not a single main character is canonized by the church

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

To take a shit is now a game mechanic?

[–] Nikko882@lemmy.world 3 points 53 minutes ago

Well, the problem is clearly that it is not.
(In case you are actually confused "duty calls" or "I hear the call of duty" (or "I hear the call of nature") can mean the speaker needs to take a shit.)

[–] Lojcs@lemm.ee 19 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (2 children)

> Risk of rain 2
> It never rains

[–] Caesium@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

it finally starts raining on the path to Mithrix tho, doesn't it?

[–] Lojcs@lemm.ee 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 58 minutes ago)

I don't remember.. I don't think so?

[–] Lojcs@lemm.ee 14 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

> Heavy rain
> No D2O

[–] iagomago@feddit.it 26 points 6 hours ago

Technically, Half Life is correct. Armor, which constitutes half of your entire life points, is also 100, and you don't have it from the get go.