> Shadowbringers
> There are fewer shadows in Norvrandt than before because of your actions
On the other hand:
> Endwalker
> Literally walk to the end
> Strong art thou, mortal
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Counter Strike
No Counters
Someone has never played de_rats. There are counters in the kitchen and the bathroom. 😌
final fantasy
has sequel
DOOM Eternal
can be finished in about 20 hours
> Saints Row
> Not a single main character is canonized by the church
> The Division
> no math
and that is why ubisoft will never reach the level of coolmathgames.com
> Risk of rain 2
> It never rains
> Heavy rain
> No D2O
> Detroit: Become Human
> City doesn't become sentient nor organic
it finally starts raining on the path to Mithrix tho, doesn't it?
I don't remember.. I don't think so?
To take a shit is now a game mechanic?
In Duke Nukem 3D you could take a crap in the bathroom, and that game is from 1996.
Duke also poops a poop in an aliens neck after ripping the head off!
Truly a game ahead of its time
> Duke Nukem
> No Dukes and no Nuclear explosions
Duke Nukem is the name of the protagonist you dingus
3D
It shows up as 2D on my monitor.
You can move in 3D space, as opposed to the previous games, which were side scrollers.
It is in the Sims. Including "The Sims Bustin' Out" which is an RPG.
Well, the problem is clearly that it is not.
(In case you are actually confused "duty calls" or "I hear the call of duty" (or "I hear the call of nature") can mean the speaker needs to take a shit.)
Technically, Half Life is correct. Armor, which constitutes half of your entire life points, is also 100, and you don't have it from the get go.
This is incorrect. Armor takes a large amount of damage dealt to the player, but not all. If you are at 1 HP, and 100 armor, you can still die to a single bullet, even though armor won't be at zero. Fall and drown damage is also not affected by armor. Hence armor is not life.
Source: https://github.com/ValveSoftware/halflife/blob/master/dlls/player.cpp
Source
Nah that's GoldSrc there fam ;)