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And if one? How does one decide which?

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 42 minutes ago (2 children)

Nobody has ever asked me to wear one, so... I've never worn one.

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 34 minutes ago

Damn Genghis

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 points 26 minutes ago

I've wore one before, but only one.

it's been passed down in my family for generations.

[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 5 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I've always been small, but while I was maturing, my sack hung lower and lower. I also have problems with holding urine so every night before sleep I put both my penis and whole scrotum to a condom. In the morning, it's full of pee

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 59 minutes ago (1 children)

Some secrets we can take to the grave ❤️

[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 2 points 54 minutes ago (1 children)
[–] LordGimp@lemm.ee 1 points 27 minutes ago (1 children)

Nope. Screenshot is already on 9gag

[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 2 points 18 minutes ago

Ahhh, sweet 💞💞

[–] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

Makes it look bigger

[–] the_swagmaster@lemmy.zip 11 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Only put the one you plan to use

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 3 points 39 minutes ago

Not the one where the pee is stored.

[–] Blackout@fedia.io 7 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I just cut mine off. Just got in the way and I'm all about less clutter.

minimalist lifestyle is so depression era coded. Im all for maximalism now. Get ball transplants, grow a tumour, have as many balls as you can

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 11 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

You haven’t lost your virginity until both balls are in.

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 3 points 50 minutes ago
[–] blackn1ght@feddit.uk 21 points 5 hours ago (2 children)
[–] stupe@lemmy.zip 7 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Three? I'm just sitting over here with one...

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 1 points 10 minutes ago

Well, it's an average number.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 17 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

it's a gay sex highlander thing. whoever orgasms first has to give the other person a ball. eventually there's gonna be one dude with so many balls.

[–] supernight52@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

Yeah, I've heard of that- Then they can summon Shenron, and have a wish granted, right?

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I lent my third to a friend. Can I do with 2 for now?

[–] blackn1ght@feddit.uk 5 points 5 hours ago

Yeah probably, but your partner might think you're a bit crazy for doing that.

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 21 points 6 hours ago (3 children)

It depends on the moon phases. Full moon? No balls. Half moon, half balls. Etc.

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 14 points 5 hours ago

Shit! That's how it works? I've been using a condom for each ball too! You've saved me so much money

People just dont understand men's anatomy

[–] RandomStickman@fedia.io 6 points 5 hours ago

Do you do the left ball with the waxing or waning phase?

[–] TomMasz@piefed.social 4 points 4 hours ago

If they fits, they sits.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 7 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Not just the condom, also the vagina.

[–] PoopSpiderman@lemmy.world 8 points 5 hours ago

Lots of people will put their balls in too, but it’s just for warmth. It’s totally a preference thing. You might see what it says in a history book, or the Bible.

[–] FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 6 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I try one for both (I'm eco friendly)

[–] truite@jlai.lu 4 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Are we supposed to put something else in?

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 1 points 39 minutes ago
[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 1 points 44 minutes ago

Your coin change.

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 5 points 5 hours ago

They go in and I mean in