vivalapivo

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[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 0 points 15 minutes ago

Nathan Fielder for now

[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 1 points 32 minutes ago

Guys, guys,, please keep the "united" in both names so the next generation feels deep irony

[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 3 points 8 hours ago

Ahhh, sweet 💞💞

[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 10 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Also, I don't know about you, but I hate when they delay the trilogy finale for 80 years, leaking teasers and empty spin-offs like the Vietnam war and Russo-Ukranian war.

[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 4 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Can I trust you 👉👈

[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 13 points 9 hours ago (4 children)

I've always been small, but while I was maturing, my sack hung lower and lower. I also have problems with holding urine so every night before sleep I put both my penis and whole scrotum to a condom. In the morning, it's full of pee

[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today -1 points 9 hours ago

The lord of the rings? You were afraid of the LOTR?

[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today -2 points 13 hours ago

How's that hot? Liberals made a straight man into a homo

[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 9 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

Had a colleague who said that he's disgusted when another colleague talks about his boyfriend. He advocated it basically because he was imagining anal sex between them all the time.

Three years later, these colleagues are boyfriends 💞💞💞

[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 15 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Unironically yes. They add potassium to soap today, just enough to keep the brick form

[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 2 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

Fuck these fuckers. Also thanks for their contribution to our culture. But again: fuck them

[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 2 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

No democracy movement has ever failed when it was able to mobilize at least 3.5 percent of the population to protest over a sustained period.

Belarus had more than a million people on the streets for months. It's a lot more than 10% of the whole population. Also your source seems to be BBC

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