And if one? How does one decide which?
I tried but the condom is too big
this post was submitted on 18 Jun 2025
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I only put the balls in the condom, I leave the meat out and free.
Well, I def don't buy magnum condoms bcs of my magnum dong, that's for sure.
You putting icecream in there?!?!
I've always been small, but while I was maturing, my sack hung lower and lower. I also have problems with holding urine so every night before sleep I put both my penis and whole scrotum to a condom. In the morning, it's full of pee
Some secrets we can take to the grave ❤️
Can I trust you 👉👈
Nope. Screenshot is already on 9gag
Ahhh, sweet 💞💞
Only have one, so maybe?
Only put the one you plan to use
Not the one where the pee is stored.
Nobody has ever asked me to wear one, so... I've never worn one.
I've wore one before, but only one.
it's been passed down in my family for generations.
Damn Genghis
Yup, all three balls.
Three? I'm just sitting over here with one...
it's a gay sex highlander thing. whoever orgasms first has to give the other person a ball. eventually there's gonna be one dude with so many balls.
Yeah, I've heard of that- Then they can summon Shenron, and have a wish granted, right?
Well, it's an average number.
I lent my third to a friend. Can I do with 2 for now?
Yeah probably, but your partner might think you're a bit crazy for doing that.
Makes it look bigger
I just cut mine off. Just got in the way and I'm all about less clutter.
minimalist lifestyle is so depression era coded. Im all for maximalism now. Get ball transplants, grow a tumour, have as many balls as you can
It depends on the moon phases. Full moon? No balls. Half moon, half balls. Etc.
Two moons?
Four balls in the condom!
Shit! That's how it works? I've been using a condom for each ball too! You've saved me so much money
People just dont understand men's anatomy
People just dont understand men's astrology
(Wait, is moon in astrology? Fuck, now I wanna check for real.)
Do you do the left ball with the waxing or waning phase?
You haven’t lost your virginity until both balls are in.
BOOOOYAH
I'm about to go try this shit at home!
If they fits, they sits.
Not just the condom, also the vagina.
Ew girls.
Lots of people will put their balls in too, but it’s just for warmth. It’s totally a preference thing. You might see what it says in a history book, or the Bible.
One condom for each ball.
I try one for both (I'm eco friendly)
Are we supposed to put something else in?
Sand
Your coin change.
They go in and I mean in