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[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I dunno, man. I've heard it being referred to as "aqua-cola". I've also heard it's incredibly addictive, which makes sense because not a lot of time has to pass at all before I start to crave more of it. It's practically impossible to resist.

Should've never been started on that shit. I dunno why it's so normalised in society...

[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 2 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

The ultimate gateway drug. EVERY addict of any kind started by drinking water. They should ban that shit.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago

100% of water addicts have died

[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

The moist maker

[–] Bashnagdul@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago

In Dutch its gemeente pils, which translates to municipal pilsner.

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 39 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Water?

Never touch the stuff.

Fish fuck in it, doncha know?

[–] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's got a 100% mortality rate too - think about it

[–] the_tab_key@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (3 children)

So does every other drink for that matter.

[–] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago

That is also true

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[–] varyingExpertise@feddit.org 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"Kraneberger" - "Château Tap" in German.

[–] drre@feddit.org 1 points 12 hours ago

kenne noch Hahnenquelle

[–] humppapappa@lemmy.world 35 points 1 day ago

In Finland we call it "non-alcoholic vodka"

[–] xeekei@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago

"Stay away from da aqua!"

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 128 points 2 days ago (8 children)
[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

It's a lot like making love in a canoe.

... Fucking close to water

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago

When I first started visiting Canada years back, I would buy cases of Coors Light and attend gatherings. Three beers in would be absolutely fucked. And I mean fucked..

[–] LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago

Fuckin burn lol

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[–] Scavenger_Solardaddy@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 day ago

Sky Juice in Malaysia

[–] Dogyote@slrpnk.net 29 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Water is the nickname. We forgot its real name

[–] brisk@aussie.zone 13 points 1 day ago (4 children)
[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I fucking love the etymology of animal and food words. My favorite is deer, which is related to the German Tier, and originally meant “animal,” because I imagine early Germanic speakers looking at a deer and thinking “this is it, the quintessential animal.” I get it, honestly.

[–] Hoimo@ani.social 3 points 1 day ago

Not really early Germanic though, because every other Germanic language kept the meaning of "animal". It's only modern English (since the 1500s) that narrowed it all the way to one specific species (or family of Cervidae).

My guess would be that the language gained the word "animal" from French and "deer" was pushed from its niche and forced to specialize?

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[–] Tryenjer@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] koetje78@feddit.nl 3 points 1 day ago

I prefer oxidane

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[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

A nice tall glass of raw ice, please.

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[–] FireRetardant@lemmy.world 140 points 2 days ago (4 children)
[–] Tingle@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Over here we call it Council Juice

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I love that one. I'm right in thinking it's specifically tap water, right? (As in the water provided by the council, you wouldn't use it for Evian or whatever).

[–] Tingle@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Yes specifically tap water

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[–] lemmyausmister@feddit.org 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

In Germany das kühle Nass. The cool wet.

[–] kossa@feddit.org 1 points 1 day ago

OG German nickname is Gänsewein - the goose's wine.

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[–] dumbass@quokk.au 79 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

I don't touch that stuff, fish fuck in it!

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[–] the_trash_man@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] RedEyeFlightControl@lemmy.world 57 points 2 days ago (4 children)
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[–] ItsMrChristmas@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 day ago (3 children)

...can someone get this guy a history book? Shakespeare alone used 14.

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Fourteen is a terrible nickname for water

[–] hexabs@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

O(16) - 2*H(1) = 14
Sublime

[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 1 points 23 hours ago
[–] hexabs@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Well how else would you use synonyms for a noun?

[–] LaMouette@jlai.lu 7 points 1 day ago

It's "Château Lapompe" in french to mimic wine brand ;)

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Morning brown, morning brown

Get yourself a cup of morning brown

Morning brown, morning frown

What the heck is morning brown?

Well, morning brown is great, you get it

in a cup

Add cream and sugar, then you stir it all up

It comes from beans, have it hot or with

ice

In a day, I'd say, only drink it thrice

Morning brown, I'm still not sure

Can you please explain it some more?

It's coffee, ya fuck

Oh, right, yep

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[–] devilish666@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

well in my country it's called : sprite for the poor or sprite without soda

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 7 points 1 day ago

As opposed to the American Boddle'a'Wardder?

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