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Like Joe for coffee.
I dunno, man. I've heard it being referred to as "aqua-cola". I've also heard it's incredibly addictive, which makes sense because not a lot of time has to pass at all before I start to crave more of it. It's practically impossible to resist.
Should've never been started on that shit. I dunno why it's so normalised in society...
The ultimate gateway drug. EVERY addict of any kind started by drinking water. They should ban that shit.
100% of water addicts have died
The moist maker
"Kraneberger" - "Château Tap" in German.
kenne noch Hahnenquelle
"Stay away from da aqua!"
In Dutch its gemeente pils, which translates to municipal pilsner.
Water?
Never touch the stuff.
Fish fuck in it, doncha know?
It's got a 100% mortality rate too - think about it
In Finland we call it "non-alcoholic vodka"
Sky Juice in Malaysia
It's a lot like making love in a canoe.
... Fucking close to water
When I first started visiting Canada years back, I would buy cases of Coors Light and attend gatherings. Three beers in would be absolutely fucked. And I mean fucked..
Over here we call it Council Juice
I love that one. I'm right in thinking it's specifically tap water, right? (As in the water provided by the council, you wouldn't use it for Evian or whatever).
Council pop.
Water is the nickname. We forgot its real name
Dihydrogen monoxide
I prefer oxidane
Just like bears
I fucking love the etymology of animal and food words. My favorite is deer, which is related to the German Tier, and originally meant “animal,” because I imagine early Germanic speakers looking at a deer and thinking “this is it, the quintessential animal.” I get it, honestly.
Not really early Germanic though, because every other Germanic language kept the meaning of "animal". It's only modern English (since the 1500s) that narrowed it all the way to one specific species (or family of Cervidae).
My guess would be that the language gained the word "animal" from French and "deer" was pushed from its niche and forced to specialize?
Go on...?
The modern English word "bear" originally came from a proto-Germanic word meaning one of "brown one" or possibly "wild animal". There was an actual name for bears, but speaking it was taboo in case it caused a bear to appear, so the euphemism eventually replaced the real name.
When I learned this originally, I was taught that the true name was lost to time, but Wikipedia just says it was "arkto" so whatever.
Shhhh! Do you want bears? That's how you get bears. The name was lost, never type it again.
In Germany das kühle Nass. The cool wet.
OG German nickname is Gänsewein - the goose's wine.
St-Laurent frappé un Montreal.
It's "Château Lapompe" in french to mimic wine brand ;)
H2- oh
That's how French pronounces it. Eau.
...can someone get this guy a history book? Shakespeare alone used 14.
Name 5
Fourteen is a terrible nickname for water
O(16) - 2*H(1) = 14
Sublime
well in my country it's called : sprite for the poor or sprite without soda
Morning brown, morning brown
Get yourself a cup of morning brown
Morning brown, morning frown
What the heck is morning brown?
Well, morning brown is great, you get it
in a cup
Add cream and sugar, then you stir it all up
It comes from beans, have it hot or with
ice
In a day, I'd say, only drink it thrice
Morning brown, I'm still not sure
Can you please explain it some more?
It's coffee, ya fuck
Oh, right, yep
Bo'oh'o'wa'er
As opposed to the American Boddle'a'Wardder?