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[–] 5in1k@lemm.ee 3 points 9 hours ago

I’m hoping WWII:3 will be good. I hate reboots.

[–] Sillyglow@lemmy.ca 2 points 8 hours ago

Does thanos come before or after Tokyo drift?

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 4 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

World of Warcraft

Warhammer 40k

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

Ugh, wow politics are even worse than real life. "We must unite to defeat this common enemy! Hey we're friends now!"

WAR CRIMES

"Welp guess we crafting war again"

[–] ramenbelly@lemmy.zip 4 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

They Win, We Lose

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

World War: Jugg3rnaut

After being on the wrond side of history in the previous two world wars, Germany is tasked to lead the free world against Russia, America, China, and India, all of which are seeking to exterminate democracies from all around the world, to go back to the era of "strongman leaders".

Meanwhile Ukraine is joining them, by offering them the drone controling super-AI called Jugg3rnaut they stole from Microsoft using their hackers...

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

Germany is tasked to lead the free world against Russia, America, China, and India

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 50 points 2 days ago (6 children)

And War 10. We're skipping War 9 because the number nine sounds too much like "death" in some languages and the marketing team likes big round numbers.

[–] BigButt@hilariouschaos.com 15 points 1 day ago

I thought it was because "War 9" is too similar to "Win 9" or Windows 9x. This could cause software compatibility issues so its best to just skip straight from 8 to 10.

[–] rapchee@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

war X surely

[–] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Right now we’re releasing War 10, and because War 10 is the last version of War. It's all about War as a service.

[–] Aganim@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Okay, just for shits 'n giggles we'll throw in a War 11. Just mind that it can't be fought with perfectly good legacy weapons, those will need to be replaced.

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[–] zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Where is The World of Wars?

Not even touching the Many Worlds series. Tisk tisk

[–] HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 64 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

If nothing else, it gave us a banging song for memes, or in my case sailing in valheim and swinging boats around rocks.

[–] BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (5 children)

It's my favorite F & F movie, anyone who disagrees fight me

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

Possibly the peak of the franchise, assuming you enjoy drag racing more than professional musicians launching cars into space.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 days ago (9 children)

You think THAT'S an unpopular opinion? I personally think that they should never even have made the first one.

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[–] n3m37h@sh.itjust.works 61 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 21 points 2 days ago

World War 3: Israel Grift

[–] gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 2 days ago
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[–] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 30 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Kinda weir not seeing a mention to moths in this post, coming from you.

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The moths will be back, after this short break

[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 days ago (3 children)

“After these messages, we’ll be ‘light’ back!”

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[–] sommerset@thelemmy.club 11 points 1 day ago (9 children)

This is actually very serious.
People forget countries have secret defence pact. There was a talk Iran and Russia have once.

I'm not interested in ww3

[–] jumping_redditor@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 day ago (2 children)

what if it was rebranded as "world war :3"?

[–] Robust_Mirror@aussie.zone 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

We have completed our very successful attack on the three Nuclear sites in Iran :3 A full payload of HUGS was dropped on the primary site, Fordow uwu All planes are safely on their way home with cookies! NOW IS THE TIME FOR CUDDLES! Thank you for your attention to this matter ^_^

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

I'm not interested in ww3

But WW3 is interested in you 🫵

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[–] 418_im_a_teapot@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 days ago

You forgot “Sticks and Stones” which is the better title for WWIV

[–] SolacefromSilence@fedia.io 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

''The Great War' and 'The War to End All Wars'... am I a joke to you?

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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why is The World and the War not on here, given that it started this nonsense? Are you a denier?

I never sold my soul but I know some people who would be wondering where the "World of Warcraft" was.

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