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[–] AnarchoBolshevik@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

β€˜I am no messenger… but I will give you a message: the message of death!’

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 1 points 2 hours ago

It’s not your job to be as confused as Nigel!

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 1 points 2 hours ago

I love listening to your little pissant soldiers trying to talk tough. They make me laugh. If Matrix was here, he'd laugh too.

[–] Username@lemmy.nz 6 points 6 hours ago
[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 1 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

What's the frequency, Kenneth?

[–] keepee@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

I didn't know this was in a movie. Which one?

[–] mossberg590@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago

I'm here to chew bubble gum and kick ass and I'm all out of bubble gum.

Goddammit, you bitch! You never backed away from anything in your life! Now fight! FIGHT!

I am the worst case scenario of Thomas Jefferson's dream.

[–] ehxor@lemmy.ca 5 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

β€œTwo fighters against a star destroyer?”

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 1 points 2 hours ago

Which one is that?

[–] ehxor@lemmy.ca 5 points 9 hours ago

β€œAss to ass”

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 5 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

"This isn't where I parked my car"

[–] bob_lemon@feddit.org 1 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

"Mi scusi!"

[–] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 6 points 11 hours ago

Samir Naga.... Nagi.... Naganaworkhereanymore anyway and Mike Bolton, no one's going to miss him.

[–] ashzilla@lemmy.zip 5 points 11 hours ago
[–] shai_hulud@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

lithium is no longer available on credit

[–] KingPorkChop@lemmy.ca 6 points 13 hours ago

"I'm stuck in this dryer step brother. Help me."

[–] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 9 points 14 hours ago

Nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.

[–] cyphear@thelemmy.club 17 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

"I'm like a leaf in the wind. Watch how I soar."

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 6 points 10 hours ago

*I am a leaf on the wind; watch how I soar.

I say that waaaaaay too much when shit gets stressful

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 9 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah man, that scene broke me. No lump in my throat, no simple sniffles, my big ass was full on sobbing.

[–] ReverendIrreverence@lemmy.ml 13 points 17 hours ago

"We're gonna need a bigger boat"

[–] Anti_Iridium@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

Who the fuck in their right mind would want everlasting life? The endless conversation.

[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 3 points 15 hours ago

It was a Tuesday.

[–] yuri@pawb.social 12 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip 8 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

"Bad horse! Bad horse! He rides across the country - the thoroughbred of crime!"

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

And I won't feeeeeeeel

a thing

[–] I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 4 points 17 hours ago

Nation. Sin.

[–] BlindFrog@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

The stars! They are not in position!

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 9 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

"Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!'

(This is a trick question that has two right answers)

[–] Rumo161@feddit.org 20 points 1 day ago (2 children)
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[–] Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 4 points 13 hours ago

One... glances to the side hundred... more furtive glances billion... number two giving thumbs up and nodding dollars!

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