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"Why is my urine black?" asked Tom inquisitively. (slrpnk.net)
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I had previously posted this on reddit and it's still my favorite.

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[โ€“] buycurious@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Can you please help me with this one?

[โ€“] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago

Ink wizz

As in black ink, and wizzing/whizzing as urination.