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[–] FancyPantsFIRE@lemmy.world 69 points 1 month ago (4 children)

We can say with absolute certainty that 100% of people who were vaccinated will die.

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Only about 94% of all people who ever lived died so far, so that's far from conclusive.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Insanely enough, this is actually a valid point lol

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I took the stat from xkcd (93%, oops!), so your comment is pretty much on brand.

[–] Boomkop3@reddthat.com 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Only if they breathe oxygen tho

[–] Dhs92@programming.dev 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I mean, even if they don't...

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[–] _AutumnMoon_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 month ago

"The vax will kill you in 100 years, give or take a few decades"

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Well, some estimates suggest that we may be over the "hump" of life extension. That is, there are some that say that some young people alive today will live long enough for short term life extension medicine/procedures, which will let them live long enough to see the next advancement, and so on forever. They may even live to find a way to transcend this physical universe.

It is conceivable that some of the people vaccinated might not die.

[–] Vince@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's because I get boosters every year, it pushes it back or something

[–] Michal@programming.dev 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's like breathing. Ever since your first breath at birth, each additional one just postpones your death by 5 minutes.

[–] Railcar8095@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is it cumulative?. I've been breathing every 10 seconds for 40 years, either I stop now or I'll be there for the hear death of the universe.

[–] Dagnet@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Unfortunately it's capped, people have been trying to glitch through but no go so far

[–] HornedMeatBeast@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I've got some vegan/anti-vax friends and they told me at the start of Covid that the vaccine has a 100% kill rate (based on the very early testing when it was apparently given to very ill people, on their deathbeds). Zero evidence that the vaccines were the cause.

Don't take the vaccine! It will kill you.

4 or so years later and we are still waiting for literally billions of people to just drop dead, all those people that took the vaccine.

Any day now...

But really, if it killed 100% of people that quickly I'm sure we'd have seen it by now.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 12 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Big Pharma is concealing that you’re dead through their control of lamestream media.

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[–] fushuan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I'm pretty sure that being vegan is not relevant to the statements mentioned...

[–] HornedMeatBeast@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Ah, I should explain. But correct, I shouldn't really include that.

I mentioned the veganism bit because they try and lecture me on my eating habits in addition to lecturing me on vaccinations.

They'd often bring up diet while we game and then when Covid hit their comments flipped over to anti-vax.

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[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago (3 children)

There's quite a bit of crossover between "vegan" and "crunchy new age woo woo alt-medicine"

[–] fushuan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And there's a huge overlap with conservative and antivax, and not much with conservative and vegan.

In any case, them being vegan is not relevant for the anecdotal example.

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Up until COVID, anti-vax was a new-age lefty take. You'd usually hear it from the crystal healing types who try to avoid "chemicals". A ton of those folks were also vegan.

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[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

they told me at the start of Covid that the vaccine has a 100% kill rate

Just wild to me that there are people who would believe something like this... Just... what? Why?

[–] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

well, technically speaking, 100% of people who take the vaccine will die. But 100% of the people who don't take the vaccine will too. Just sooner.

[–] HornedMeatBeast@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (4 children)

100% of people who drink water die.

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[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Right... But I was more referring to what the person actually meant rather than just looking for some clever retort.

Also, the comment I replied to said "kill rate." So that doesn't even apply does it. No grey area, they literally claimed that the vaccine will kill 100% of the people who take it. Just pure brain rot.

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[–] Default_Defect@midwest.social 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I, very unfortunately, had a major health issue after being vaccinated. Of course, it had nothing to do with the vaccine, but try telling that to my anti-vax family members.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My uncle died after getting vaccinated. He was run over by a bus.

[–] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

plot twist: the vaccinator was driving the bus.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 7 points 1 month ago

Well, they had a promise to keep.

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"they will press a button and the vaxx toxins in your blood will activate to slowly kill you until the age of 100"

[–] Halosheep@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I heard there may be trace remnants of dihydrogen monoxide in them, which is commonly found in people who die around age 100.

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

this chemical is extremely dangerous when ingested in large amounts.

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[–] Rookwood@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The vaxx did kill you. You're in hell. This is hell. Welcome to hell.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 month ago

I does explain a lot

[–] the_q@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I keep getting vaccinated hoping to die and now I never get sick! Wtf! Argh!

[–] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

right? I got vaxxed thinking "I'll be dead in 1 year" and 4 years, I'm still alive. why though? RIPPED OFF.

[–] the_q@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 month ago

Exactly. I'm starting to think Conservative Christian fascist Trumpers aren't that smart! Hmph!

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 9 points 1 month ago

At some point I wonder if the crazies will kill me to proudly proclaim that they were right about the vaccine all along.

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I've heard from a reliable source that people who get the COVID vaccines are likely to die within 100 years

[–] rhadamanth_nemes@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

100 percent mortality within 150 years of getting the jab. Why is this not bigger news!

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[–] notabot@piefed.social 6 points 1 month ago

If you had the covid vaccine, you're going to die in a year. Which year exactly is not clear, but we'll definitely be in a year when you die.

[–] Lupo@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

I low effort meme'd your low effort meme

[–] hedge_lord@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

When people write "vax" I interpret it as a gamertag like xXx_vaxxxxxx_xXx

Ooo so scary!

[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 4 points 1 month ago

They are attributing the symptoms of sickness to the side-effects of the vaccines

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 4 points 1 month ago

I’ve had so many recently I should probably just crumble into bones and dust like the bloke in Indiana Jones who chose poorly.

[–] SonOfAntenora@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I know it's hard to believe, but all side effects of the vax went away instantly with self medication. Covid by the other hand...i want vengeance over that thing believe me.

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