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A Polish jalapeño pastry

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[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 22 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] SGGeorwell@lemmy.world 17 points 4 days ago (2 children)
[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago

Bees would be fine. Those are muthafuckin yellow jackets. Absolutely nasty sumbitches.

Nice Eddie Izzard reference

[–] boydster@sh.itjust.works 14 points 4 days ago

It's nice to know it's a popular selection

[–] Pandantic@midwest.social 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

So, if those are yellowjackets, how do they remove the bread without getting stung? Also why do they like the jalapeño so much?

[–] remon@ani.social 5 points 2 days ago

Just move your hand slowly and don't touch the wasps.

It's also not a literally jalapeño pastry, it's just "spicey" because of all the wasps on it.

[–] Tempus_Fugit@midwest.social 9 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

That's gotta be a sign of quality right?

Edit: I'm a dumbass, those are yellow jackets. Nope, burn it all with fire!

[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

They're on it because it is sweet and the stand is outdoors.

Double, triple, quadruple the spiciness.

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I see you enjoy dining at Applebee's.

[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

"I'm so hungry I could eat at Dennys"

[–] Mist101@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

Some o' dem peños leaked on the jelly cruller to the left...

[–] jet@hackertalks.com 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (3 children)

Do people buy food they see insects crawling on?

You don't know where those insects have been, they could have been walking on anything!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1QF-2Fle2c

Guess they do....

[–] porous_grey_matter@lemmy.ml 8 points 4 days ago

In some parts when the wasps get bad you can't really avoid it, even if you can keep them off the food in the kitchen the moment you take it out it will be covered in them. If you don't want to eat food a wasp has touched you can only eat at home and nowhere else.

[–] Squizzy@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Meh, they could just as easily land on me, a fly bug landing on something wouldnt stop me eating it. That kind of cautiousness is a recipe for disaster

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I don't much care. Insects are insanely clean animals. Have to be or their exoskeleton gets jacked.

Still, I have an illogical ick about bugs walking on my food more so than landing on it.

[–] breecher@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Flies literally vomit on the food they want to consume, because they use their stomach acid to dissolve it. So they could have been munching on some dogshit before they landed on your dinner, and then they vomit up that dogshit on your food.

Insects are not automatically "insanely clean animals" per definition just because they have an exo-skeleton.

[–] synapse1278@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Summer is back alright!

The bakery behind my workplace has the same problem.

That food is just spicy

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 1 points 3 days ago (2 children)

European problema.

Ive never seen this happen at UK bakeries

[–] breecher@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

So not a European problem then?

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 1 points 2 days ago

I know what you're getting at but I also feel like you know what I was getting at, and if we're going to get into a deep entrenched discussion, it might be best for both us to simply acknowledge each other's existence but ultimately walk away

[–] porous_grey_matter@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 days ago

Yeah, I didn't see too many wasps when I lived there either, I think just those few degrees colder it is really helps. In France and Germany they are everywhere