My ADHD brain counting all the legs on these mfers for the past five minutes...
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I could be an ant.
No, I'm not ant.
Plot Twist All actual ant species are derived from antcestor that was simply mimicking another species, and so thus all ants are total frauds.
Good thing I don't come from an evolutionary branch like that!
Spider-Ant
Spider-Ant
Does whatever a spider can
Except jump
Cause it would be sus
Among ants be like 'Did Carl just casually jump 20 stories high like it was nothing??'
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It's lucky for them ants can't count. "...seven, eight legs?? Wait a minute!"
The skinwalkers are among us
imagine if a species of lemur evolved to broadly look like us, but still with lemur faces and stuff
that's basically what's happening for ants, terrifying
I don't think ants see very well, so it'd prob be more like lemurs that look exactly like us, but smell like ozone and old grease.
Note to self - automotive mechanics may be lemurs, High voltage electricians certainly are
Bottom left is definitely a spider. I count 8 legs and can see the distinct segmentation of a spider body. Though, really, just dat fat ass gives it away.
... arent they all spiders?
(Besides the leggies & butts, eyes are also an ez clue.)
I think so, too. They all seem to have eight legs, more than two eyes, which don't look like compound eyes, a cephalothorax/two body segments rather than three, a lack of antennae, etc. It would probably be easier to tell looking at them head-on so we could see their chelicerae.
Edit: turns out the pedipalps are more of a giveaway.
Man, I wish spiders didn't creep me out so much. They're very cool, but my ancient lizard brain isn't having it.
Get a pet jumping spider. They don't eat much, don't need a large enclosure, you can handle them, and their venom is not significant to humans (they don't really bite anyway).
My partner has two of them on her desk, and catching them exploring or sunning themselves is a little happiness boost every time.
Here is one chilling out.
Thanks for the suggestion. I just might do that. They're very cute.
Fair warning, they have the same problem as rats... They live just long enough for you to get really attached to them. Lifespans are about 1 year for males, and up to 3 for females.
But, if you like them, you can always get a tarantula, which can live much longer.
Hmm. I do think I'd make a good, unusually benevolent, eldrich god. On the other hand, I still miss my beta fish that died 5 years ago. No telling how I'd react to the rise and fall of a spider family line, dozens of generations in length.
Tarantulas are cool, but I'd worry about dropping it. I know they typically don't bite, and that their bites aren't dangerous. Still, I don't know if I could relate to it positively after that. It's not rational. I've gotten mild dog bites and cat scratches from pets playing too rough, and those are much more dangerous. Tarantulas still pas the cuteness test, but I think the spider bias affects them more than jumping spiders.
I don't think I've ever been uncomfortable having a jumping spider on me unexpectedly. It's fun to watch them hunt. Watching the retinas in their big eyes move to track things is fun. It makes them seem more like adorable cartoon characters.
I know they typically don’t bite, and that their bites aren’t dangerous.
Fair warning, they may not be "dangerous", but from the tarantula breeders I've talked to, some can "pack a whallop" which to me means painful as all fuck.
Good to know. I definitely don't want that. I should just go see a migration and enjoy them from a safe distance.
Omg, at least it's alive in your pic, ty <3.
And yes, we are hardwired for some memetics about spider-looking things, but being amazed by them, understanding them biologically, & perhaps a bit of co-living (about as close to befriending them without them being "a pet" & still independent - you know, just seeing & saying hi to Clara every day, watching the life of a begin with ups & downs) may adapt how the association network in your brainhole is used.
(Just guessing.)
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They are all spiders, but if it hadn't said they were all spiders I could have still just looked at that guy with little scrutiny and went "wait a minute..." He looks the least ant-like.
Oh, yeah, true - but I don't know what species of ants it's mimicking. Perhaps that's just how they look too & now we are body-shaming ants for looking too spidery ('sup, you 6-legged no-neck with that thicc ass') :D.
It seems like it's Myrmarachne maxillosa, very snooty thing.
It's prob mimicking a puppy or something.
Here is one desperately trying to toucha the butt of another:
As for who they are copypastaing:
It probably mimics the Common Spiny Ants of the genus Polyharchis.
Yeah, these ants indeed have a dump truck:
(And these ~~horny~~ spiny ants do come in way more spinier flavours, pretty metal.)
It's prob mimicking a puppy or something.
Why would you put that uncensored comment out here for us to see? Now I'm going to have nightmares as if directed by John Capenter about spiders that look exactly like puppies to humans until they attack.
They are most dangerous on Halloween, by the way:
Stay vigilant. Do not become a statisic.
Why would you put that uncensored comment out here for us to see? Now I'm going to have nightmares as if directed by John Capenter about spiders that look exactly like puppies to humans until they attack.
Ohhhh, that's a really cool & outstanding thought!
(With a satisfying explanation for the biological size limits ofc. It can just be "magic", idk, the idea is too nice to be cockblocked by a plot hole.)
It would be even funnier if the arachnids lost some original traits in favour of mimicry & their new environments (like the jumping spoders in this post lost the jumping part for their ant masquerade).
Not the jumping, but like the way of life - they just figured dogs have it too good when bonded to nice humans so some jumping-dog spiders just decide they want to be pets and they cuddle & fetch their entire lives (sure the humans might find it suspect how many live snacks they have to feed their pupper, or how no smol animals seem to hang around the house, but that's not that different to being owned by a cat).
Also nothing beats the feeling of a happy jumping-dog spider jump-hugging you when you get home with all its weight.
(There is also the funny looks the first time you take your dog to the vet. Or how it builds it own beds out of the nicest silky material you've ever seen. Or how you've seen it jump from the ground after a squirrel ... that was on the very top of a very tall three.)
Also jumping-dog spiders - kings of puppy-eyes look!
The mammal head tilt still needs some (evolutionary) work tho:
- 'Does it bite?'
- 'Almost never, but it will cocoon people that it dislikes.'
I saw in a documental a snake which fools ants, but not to eat these, but to use these as bait for fooling lizards, which are the real prey for the snake.
- The snake buried itself in the sand, leaving only the tail point, imitating a tan of grass
- This attracts the ant
- This in turn attracts the lizard who wants to eat the ant
- End of the lizard
Evolution games
Jumping spiders are anywayvery smart for catching their prey, even without the need to disguise their aspect, analyzing the situation and adjust their strategy.
Evolution to spiders: We've decided to combine your head and thorax.
Some jumping spiders: Nah
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Imagine trying to hide an entire pair of legs when you're hanging out with ants
"ohoho no! these aren't legs, they're pedipalps! mmm, pedipalps to help me eat!"
What big pedipalps you have, great aunt!
I could be violet sky
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