zqwzzle

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Most Canadians now see US as a ‘threat,’ study reveals in c/canada@lemmy.ca
[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 7 points 4 hours ago

With a toddler that has access to nuclear weapons

Coders on Lemmy be like in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 7 points 6 hours ago

A 1-indexed array to the head

Yum! in c/cat@lemmy.world
[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 days ago

“Spread eagle pussy” with safe search on?

To land Meta’s massive $10 billion data center, Louisiana pulled out all the stops. Will it be worth it? in c/technology@lemmy.world
Gwyneth Paltrow does not approve. in c/memes@lemmy.world
[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 44 points 3 days ago (2 children)

“Clam bake” would have been a better name

unsolicited nudis in c/science_memes@mander.xyz
[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 4 points 6 days ago

Was curious and started reading on their mating habits and it’s not wrong…

Science is hard like me. in c/science_memes@mander.xyz
[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 34 points 6 days ago

Yo mama so fat she outweighs the needs of the many.

RFK Jr. says AI will approve new drugs at FDA ‘very, very quickly’ in c/health@lemmy.world
[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

In vaccine timelines pretty much instant no?

RFK Jr. says AI will approve new drugs at FDA ‘very, very quickly’ in c/health@lemmy.world
[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago (8 children)

I dunno, the Covid vaccine got prioritized and through the process pretty fast.

Spidey Senses in c/science_memes@mander.xyz
[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 week ago (3 children)

The crab of the insect world?

Doctor Debates in c/science_memes@mander.xyz
Canada cancelled its digital services tax. What was it and why did the U.S. hate it? in c/canada@lemmy.ca
[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago

So about that military budget.

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Natural nuclear fission reactor (en.wikipedia.org)
 

The only known instance of a naturally occurring fission reaction was discovered at the Oklo mine in the 1970’s. A discrepancy in the ^235^U concentrations had to be explained to ensure that none of the uranium was being diverted for weapons production.

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Server left with note saying ‘I hope Trump deports you’ instead of tip (www.independent.co.uk)
 

Crossposted from https://lemmy.zip/post/33465449

Since the ordeal, more than $14,000 has been raised for the Cazuelas Mexican Cantina server, while the woman who left the message has allegedly lost her job

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When you forget to swap out incendiary terminid loadout and drop into an automaton mission (lemmy.ca)
 

Waiting patiently for your squadmate to die democratically

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Alternate gender input fields (imgur.com)
 

As collected from /r/programmerhumor. I think I got all of them.

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