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[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 8 points 13 hours ago

Does it come with a matching jra?

[–] ptolemai@lemmy.world 6 points 14 hours ago

Mah jongg will never be the same.

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 36 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

need to get it for when my daughter's are teens and I need to embarrass them. otherwise what's the point of being a dad

[–] CoffeeSoldier@sh.itjust.works 13 points 20 hours ago

Pretty good chance these will cross the line between epic embarrassment and getting arrested for public indency if you slip your dad bod into these to Pick the girls up from school.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 7 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

not all of us enjoy ball torture, but be proud bro.

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

they make men's thongs, plenty of room for the boys

that's only a problem if you got big balls

[–] houndeyes@toast.ooo 20 points 21 hours ago
[–] Flocklesscrow@lemmy.zip 11 points 19 hours ago

Let me see that Jong...jajong jong jong

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 27 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

No pockets, as usual, sigh.

[–] HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 hour ago

I mean... You have rather easy access to your flesh pocket.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 5 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Brother, there's barely any fabric for the puss 💀

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 6 points 20 hours ago

it can't be all downsides, amirite?

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 15 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 30 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Chaffed taint after 200 steps.

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 hour ago

And here I thought Jardiance was bad.

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Think it's bathing suit material by the stitching but I could be wrong.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 40 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Bathing jeans... B... Beans?

[–] Sadbutdru@sopuli.xyz 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] huppakee@feddit.nl 1 points 17 hours ago

No it's just the jeakini-bottom

Gotta wear a leather bathing belt with these so they don’t look weird.

Tanning with these on can lead to serious button burns.

[–] Darohan@lemmy.zip 12 points 21 hours ago

My Jong? Isn't that the game Chinese grandmas play? (/j)

[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 22 hours ago

I’m so much more into the visible hand puppetry. I find that fascinating.

The song is good, but the video style choices are very interesting :)

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 2 points 22 hours ago

One of my favourite skits. All 4 parts are great.

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 3 points 19 hours ago

Ah it's jeans season again

[–] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 6 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 5 points 22 hours ago (2 children)
[–] osaerisxero@kbin.melroy.org 6 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I don't think it's possible to tuck enough for them to be otherwise

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 7 points 20 hours ago

dont forget roll and tape

[–] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 1 points 17 hours ago
[–] catsarebadpeople@sh.itjust.works 1 points 15 hours ago

Even better, they're used!

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Yeah, jeans are classy.