I need coffee to make my coffee, apparently.
Surely a cup is closer than your phone.
this post was submitted on 02 Jul 2025
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Right but OP is caught in a groundhog day situation and this time they wanted to see what would happen if they posted the Keurig mishap on Lemmy
And a rag to wipe that equipment down while you're at it
The funny part is you taking a picture instead of tossing a cup under that stream.
In my uncaffeinated state earlier, it seemed more important to share the stupid thing I did than to save the remaining coffee.
Eh, let it roll and make a cup of tea instead. The tea buzz is just as good.
Yeah.. I've done that!
Those machines ought to know there's no weight on the plate and not start up until there is.
You think they're gonna spend the money to put a sensor to detect if theres a cup or not?
Hey, the li'l machine is just jealous of you pissing in the mouth of Mother Nature, and so it's just acting out.
"I learned it from watching you!"
Miiight want to clean the machine a bit too :P
TBQH the drip tray is the only proper place for Keurig "coffee". Get a $20 kettle, a $35 Clever Dripper and a $40 hand grinder off Amazon and you will have far better coffee for pretty much the same price as your Keurig machine. Or maybe even skip the kettle and just use the Keurig machine to boil water, or a pan on the stove.
Just drink it out of the drip tray. The best water out of a public water cooler is the good stuff that dripped off of ten people's hands.