Story time!
I had some time when I had no hookup, was dealing with anxiety, weight management, and could get CBD vape juice legally. So I took long walks on the weekend, vaping the CBD and getting exercise.
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Ok so I normally don't post AI slop but a while back I was selfhosting an image generation model and a friends and I were fucking around trying to make super high quality furry porn (I promise this is SFW) and ended up with basically the dude in this meme on a horse treking through the desert and he was so handsome. Anyway I wanted to share the image so I'm gonna go dig it out of my harddrive.
~~Sorry anyone reading this before I've edited the comment, I needed a placeholder or I'd forget what I was doing ๐ ~~
Edit: I found it in a photo I took with my phone
Ugh just look at that handsome man!
Anyway sorry for clogging up the feed with nonsense the meme made me wanna share. Please don't hate me kthxbaiiii
I mean this in the most endearing way I can, without a shred of malice.
This is the most autistic thing I've read in a hot minute. I can't help but laugh thinking about the train of thought that led you to post this. Based scalie enjoyer, I guess.
Thank ๐ซก๐
It's the cosmic raptor looking over them that gets me
It's the 32 toes on the foot that get me
It's the pre-ai annoyance of scaley nipples that bugs me.
Fitness dick up in yo mouth BOOM got 'em
We got Ebikes and have been discovering fun new smoke spots
Literally my plans tomorrow
https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/25872571
LSD (and MDMA (and edibles (and DMT)))
I was too fit, as I had a magnesium deficiency (I was fine).
holy heck, oh to be tripping in a place like that!
Mist fell from every leaf, and the Sun turned purple.
Soooo... They don't have any externally visible genitals, do they?
Nope! Just a single hole they do all of their business through called a cloaca. Birds are like this too (because birds are reptiles)
The orifice of kings
I'd bet $50 that there's literally a trail maintenance crew smoking weed on the mountain right now.
Indubitably so, good sir
Fitness?I'm gon be fittin' this edible in my belly.