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Banana (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by Clbull@lemmy.world to c/dankmemes@lemmy.world

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[-] Hupf@feddit.de 86 points 1 year ago

Look, are you down to f*ck or not?
I'm down to eat a banana.

[-] PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago

But she wants HIS banana 😩

[-] lostme@lemmy.world 54 points 1 year ago

Well, he has two, he can share

[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

but once she eats it, it will be gone. a romantic evening turns to horror.

[-] Andrew15_5@mander.xyz 1 points 1 year ago

Ugh, you can always buy more banana.

[-] NorthWestWind@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Do you want a banana? Peel it down and go mm, mm, mm, mm

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago

Sounds like she thinks she's too good for a free banana.

[-] Norgur@kbin.social 16 points 1 year ago

Banana, banana, banana, terracotta
Banana terracotta, terracotta pie
Banana, banana, banana, terracotta
Banana terracotta, terracotta pie

[-] 0ops@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Do we all learn defeat from the whores with bad feet?

[-] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

beat the meat

[-] Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

Treat the feet

[-] Seraph@kbin.social 11 points 1 year ago

Third banana?

[-] hrimfaxi_work@midwest.social 12 points 1 year ago

"you're not going to believe this..."

[-] Che_Donkey@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

I feel seen.

[-] Assman@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

Not a big fan of bananas

[-] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

fuck you

[-] Assman@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

And the big banana lobby arrives to slander the opposition

[-] Damaskox@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago

How many bananas does a man fit in his pants?
Can you ever be so sure with only one glance?
Gotta get a feel, a handful touch under that fabric,
one more disappointment comes with a banana grip.

"Oi mate! What is your damn problem here then?"
Making the lady more mad by the laughter of Sven!
"Just keep digging 'em up and maybe you'll be surprised",
"Maybe there is nothing else that would get up and rise!"