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[–] tias@discuss.tchncs.de 67 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Whoever gets there first gets the banana

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 34 points 1 week ago (2 children)

the HR manager dangling the banana from a fishing line from the upper floor: "Yes... Dance, monkey! Dance for your banana!"

[–] lemmyknow@lemmy.today 12 points 1 week ago

"Last Person To Leave The Office Gets A Banana." Mr. Feast, 2025

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 32 points 1 week ago (2 children)

People just don't want to work no more, so you got to give them snacks to keep them engaged.

Here's an idea, lower your profits by 15%, triple everyone's pay, and watch them all walk in whistling a happy tune every morning.

Or, y'know, give them a banana. That should work just as well.

Companies paying their workers minimum wage

Companies also complaining that “no one has any disposable income anymore”

#JustCapitalismThings

[–] scottrepreneur@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

How much could one banana cost? Five dollars?

[–] GreenCrunch@lemmy.today 3 points 1 week ago

Sorry folks. Because of the banana handouts, the company is short on cash for the quarter, so there will be no bonuses or raises.

[–] BootyEnthusiast@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] synapse1278@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] synapse1278@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

That's some serious quantity you've got there !

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 week ago

We do call the windshield wiper liquid dispenser thing a "piss boy" so makes sense.

Those peasants should be happy management thought about them at all

[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is this a leaked frame from the season 3 of Severance?

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Is there a third season? I wasn't sure if they wrapped it they way to be over

[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 4 points 1 week ago

Not yet, but they confirmed the renewal, I think

[–] cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Not two not three, a banana

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 8 points 1 week ago

No - A Banana

As in, a top-tier, Grade A fully fresh yellow Banana! You think you'll get a B Banana? HELL NO. Only A Bananas here, my friend!

[–] My_IFAKs___gone@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Cavendish or Gros Michelle?

[–] synapse1278@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Gros Michelle already went extinct, so I can only assume it's a Cavendish. But I don't think this one with grant you X3 mult on your salary :'(

[–] BakerBagel@midwest.social 11 points 1 week ago (3 children)

You can still buy gros michel bananas, they just cost $20 a bunch because so few people grow them these days

[–] TheRealKuni@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I tried ordering a portion of a guy's crop before it grew. Sadly the crop failed and I was refunded. I really want to try a gros michel.

[–] nomy@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

Some co-workers and I were talking about ordering some to try, just for fun. I think I'm going to do that.

[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I mean, it's one banana. What could it cost? 10 dollars?

[–] synapse1278@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Not sure I ever came across one.

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

You won’t find them in grocery stores. But they’re worth ordering for actually-homemade banana pudding.

[–] renamon_silver@lemmy.wtf 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] LordCrom@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

But code monkeys prefer Fritos with Tab or Mountain Dew

[–] KingPorkChop@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago

Code Monkey very simple man

[–] weirdbeardgame@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Monkeys use leaves to buy banana.

[–] skisnow@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 week ago
[–] xavier666@lemmy.umucat.day 7 points 1 week ago

This looks as if Dwight from The Office wrote it

[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Is this an Amazon run place?

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

*Limited supplies (10)