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Almost forgot because I had the day off. Everything is fucked, but at least it's Friday.

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Yay, I am always happy to see your post on Friday :) Makes me appreciate the weekend more.

[–] WizardofIs@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yar! Time a nap far off in the forest, away from fireworks.

[–] 200ok@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I forgot it's an American holiday. This explains all the engines revving outside (I live near some expats)