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[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 42 points 2 weeks ago

Wood bison stole the researcher's girlfriend

[–] y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Virgin woods bison vs chad plains bison

[–] orenj@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 1 week ago

it is too late, I have depicted you as the woods bison and myself as the plains bison

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 26 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Contrary to its name, the wood bison is not, in fact, made of wood.

[–] baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

yeah but do you really know that or are you only quoting woke "scientists"?

/s

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Find Wood Bison in wild

Manage to get close enough to pet it

Wood

MFW

😯

[–] blackbrook@mander.xyz 2 points 1 week ago

Scientists have been known to be materialist.

[–] davidgro@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

What about the swamp, island, and mountain bison?

[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 9 points 2 weeks ago

Only one I’m interested in is the sky bison.

[–] Wild_Mastic@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I'm waiting for the wubrg bison

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 5 points 2 weeks ago

I’ll settle only for M. Bison

[–] call_me_xale@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 weeks ago

Best I can do is a Temur Tawnyback.

[–] myrrh@ttrpg.network 3 points 1 week ago

...hurloon minotaur...

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

what about Andrew Tate bison?

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

You vs the penis sheath and tuft she tells you not to worry about

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 weeks ago

Wood Bison looks healthier to me, despite all the negativity of the annotations

[–] Dojan@pawb.social 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Dojan@pawb.social 2 points 1 week ago

So, pre-release?

[–] dumbass@quokk.au 6 points 2 weeks ago

Is that a duster in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

[–] Elechicken@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 week ago

Maybe the Wood Bison is a grower and not a show-er. Not everyone walks around fully erect.

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

My chaps are large, thick, and pendulous too

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 3 points 1 week ago

Well to be fair it pays to be more aerodynamic on the plains.

[–] lol_idk@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago

Thermal window?

[–] pigup@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

They're the same thing but totally differently.