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[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 26 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Samdell@lemmy.eco.br 22 points 1 week ago

The post is making fun of people who make nonsensical complaints about things, usually anons. Buying a can of beans and complaining there are no tomatoes.

it's 4chan so it's probably a transphobic allegory

[–] halcyoncmdr@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

This is a person that in decades past would have appropriately been institutionalized for their own safety. Instead they'll probably end up as a supervisor for some fucking DOGE team where their mental capacity fits like a glove.

[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

This reads like a real world Karen complaint.

[–] HasturInYellow@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

I'm pretty sure this is about trump voters.

[–] mtpender@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"THIS MOTHERFUCKER EATING BEANS!"

[–] abbotsbury@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

That's not what she said

[–] redlegion@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago

m retar. no get.

[–] EldenLord@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

People in these comments really can‘t comprehend a metaphor, huh?

[–] Signtist@bookwyr.me 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I mean, I understand that this is a metaphor for some instance of "someone thinks x should have y, and is dumb," but I have no idea what specific instance it's trying to poke fun at.

[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Apply liberally. Bought a video game and expected a feature not common in the genre or the developer's history? Watched a movie but had no idea what the director's style is? Bought a smartphone and wanted features that brand has never had (or maybe the industry has moved away from)? Bought motion cameras but didn't realize you couldn't just watch the clips they record unless you buy their stupid cloud service...

That last one is me 😮‍💨

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 days ago

Bought a bed and asked "where's the mattress?"

[–] jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 week ago

My poor brain con not comprehend this many levels of irony. Now I know how boomers feel when they hear internet slang.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

Just to preserve your sanity, op, I understood this one and chuckled. Good greens