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[–] Boddhisatva@lemmy.world 391 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Another chance to post this...

From a 1949 book cover distributed to schools by DC.

Superman was always woke you dummy.

[–] lemmy_outta_here@lemmy.world 164 points 1 week ago (3 children)

The very notion of superman is woke. With his powers, he could rule earth. Instead he helps kids and little old ladies with nothing to gain for himself. The guy is empathy incarnate.

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[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 34 points 1 week ago

I know we never measured up to these ideals, but at least we had them. Painful to see.

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[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 190 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Dean Cain is an idiot. So there's that.

[–] jagermo@feddit.org 72 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Sadly, yes. Like the hercules guy

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[–] cjoll4@lemmy.world 181 points 1 week ago
[–] pjwestin@lemmy.world 137 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Superman as an immigrant's story is one of the oldest and most obvious analyses of the character. It's barely even subtext; it's just text. Imagine how he'll react when he finds out Superman was originally a New Deal socialist who went around smashing up corrupt capitalists' businesses for safety violations.

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 60 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

The quintessential symbol of heroism, of 'The American Way', Superman, was created during the rise of fascism and nazism by two Midwestern Jewish boys, one of whom had immigrated from Canada and whose parents were immigrants from Russia and The Netherlands. In the story introducing their character to the world, he saves a wrongly convicted woman from execution, stops a wife beater from killing his wife, and stops a slimy lobbyist and corrupt senator from roping the US into a war with Europe. i.e. it acknowledges that the justice system gets it wrong, that women can be abused and endangered by their husbands, and that congress has a huge corruption and bribery problem. Sounds pretty fucking woke to me. And a few years later had him literally punch Hitler. The idea that they didnt have anything to say with the character about prejudice, about immigrants adopting their new home and being adopted in turn, about politics, is fucking laughable... "too woke". No, Dean, you're too ignorant to think that he ever wasn't "woke".

[–] pjwestin@lemmy.world 52 points 1 week ago

Oh, that's the tip if the iceberg. There's one comic where he smashes up the city's slums because he finds out the government will replace them with nicer, rent-subsidized apartments. There's another where he traps a mine owner and all of his rich friends in a cave-in because of unsafe working conditions. Then there was the time he decided to take on traffic safety by smashing cars until the mayor promised to start enforcing traffic violations. Old-school Superman was one of those violent, radical-leftists the conservatives are so scared of.

[–] Jinarched@lemmy.ca 103 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Wolf@lemmy.today 75 points 1 week ago (2 children)

An Illegal alien at that. He can't even claim Birthright Citizenship, if we still followed the Constitution I mean.

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[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 95 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (10 children)

Wait can someone explain since when is superman not an immigrant? Bro literally fell from the sky or some shit from an alien planet. How the fuck is he not an immigrant? Oh right hes white.

[–] Heikki2@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

You're also forgetting he is generally considered a good guy and wears Red (valor and bravery) and blue(vigilance, peserverence, and justice) on the American flag. He doesn't wear white as that represents purity and innocence.

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[–] ideonek@piefed.social 81 points 1 week ago (3 children)

He's litteraly immigrant. It's objective fact. What he's talking about? He think calling Wonder Woman a woman is "making her woke"?

[–] misterdoctor@lemmy.world 36 points 1 week ago

He think calling Wonder Woman a woman is "making her woke"?

That sounds exactly like something this twerp would say

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 72 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

How is it a mistake? Kal El is literally from another planet! The term "immigrant" or "alien" could not possibly apply more.

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[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 71 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Superman isn't just an immigrant. He's a refugee when his home was destroyed by civil war. He came to the USA and made it better because he's an immigrant.

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[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.world 62 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

If the only thing Cain has to whine about in 2025 is denying Superman's leftist origins written by depression era immigrants, he's really got nothing to complain about or is trying to distract from some bullshit or sell something

[–] ToadOfHypnosis@lemmy.world 45 points 1 week ago (2 children)

He tries to stay relevant by being a right wing influencer. He is the definition of has been.

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[–] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 61 points 1 week ago

Worst Superman has harsh words for creator of better Superman. After playing the part for a decade, Dean Cain still doesn't understand the character.

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 53 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Everything i don't like is woke (or communism).

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[–] GaMEChld@lemmy.world 53 points 1 week ago (9 children)

I mean, he may be right that it'll hurt the box office to polarize the public, but Superman is as much an illegal alien as you can get.

Come to think of it, what is the story regarding his birth certificate, citizenship etc? Did Ma and Pa Kent claim a home birth and get him documented?

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[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 52 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Dean Cain is a fat jackass with MAGA brain rot.hes also the worst of the superman actors

[–] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 51 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Cain voted for Bill Clinton twice, and voted for Al Gore in the 2000 United States presidential election, the latter of which he later said he regretted.[21] He supported John McCain in the 2008 election, and supported Rick Perry in the 2012 election.[30] In 2016 and 2020, he endorsed and voted for Donald Trump.[31][32] He also endorsed him for the 2024 election.[33]

In 2018, Cain was elected to the board of directors of the National Rifle Association of America.[34][35]

-Wikipedia

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[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 49 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Well, Superman wasn't born in the U.S.A to parents in the U.S.A..

He travelled as an unaccompanied minor to the USA. I hate to say it but it seems pretty obvious to me he's not from 'round here with the whole flying and laser eyes thing too.

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[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 39 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Dean Cain can lick a sweaty nutsack. An embarrassment in the history of Superman casting.

Him and Kevin Sorbo can lick boots together while they swap stories about how they used to play strong guys on TV but now spend their time being weak-willed sheep IRL.

[–] Tempus_Fugit@midwest.social 35 points 1 week ago

It's almost like these people have no clue about the source material at all. Reminds me of religious folks 😂

[–] Grumpyleb@lemmus.org 35 points 1 week ago

An illegal alien immigrant at that!

[–] crunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 35 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Well, you can fuck off Dean Cain.

Superman is an assimilated Jewish diaspora immigrant.

"Name?"

"Kal-El"

"Clark Kent, got it."

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