The more he speaks, the more apparent it is that he had no idea what he is talking about.
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I'm convinced this man has never used a computer
Well according to his lawyer..
I substituted every single include into a single 166 000 line file and sent it. Grok froze :(
keep going, maybe you can bring it down
Are you sure it wasn't just the frontend on your system that froze?
Nah, Grok took 3 minutes and said along the lines "Something went wrong, try again later"
Probably failed at tokenization or hit a fail safe
"Now with 80% more MechaHilter comments in your source code file's source for that extra bonus source! What are ya waiting for??"
ah yes i will upload main_source-code-file.sh and ask it to help why it wont open
The files are in the computer?
No, my son tells me they are in a folder. Now is this folder in the computer?
Why are all my variables suddenly named after SS officers?
Führer loop
- Auswitch statement
- V2latile variable
- Goebboolean
- Zyklon C++
- Left shift, Reich shift
- Open and close Parenzer
- Iron Cross-compiler
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if (hasBillion) { throw new NaziSalute(); }
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I am a professional encoder and I always put all my codes in a single big file marked EXE for faster execution.
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Get popcorn ready
Upload the entire Linux kernel, then submit the "fixed" code as a PR to Linus.
Enjoy popcorn
My sibling in christ, we are trying to code not cause a NATO conflict.
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No one who legitimately knows anything about computing speaks like this.
He’s truly a moron’s hallucination of a genius.
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Why the fuck can't these assholes just go away?
You've won life. We get it. Good for you. Why do you need more money? Why do you need to constantly be the center of attention?*
It truly is just a handful of unscrupulous, malignant narcissists that have ruined everything (including the planet) for everyone else.
*these are rhetorical questions
I’d posit that they haven’t won and are fundamentally broken people seeking to fill a void that no amount of money could fill. I know for certain I could never attain this much wealth as I would stop way before tens of millions.
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So "don't talk to strangers" or "don't give your credit card info to strangers" never really reached the audience, did it?
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Yes, I who knows a lot about programming, only use one file per application.
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please don’t use grok.
elon is poisoning the air over memphis with exhaust from the generators that he’s using to power it while using drinking water from the memphis sands aquifer to cool it.
please don’t use grok.
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