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'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

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[–] 6nk06@sh.itjust.works 72 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Can we have his phone number to make fun of him?

was questioned about decades-old charges for marijuana possession [...] I felt like I was being treated like a criminal

He is an illegal immigrant and a criminal, and he expected a different outcome because he's white? LOOOOOOOOOL

[–] KingPorkChop@lemmy.ca 53 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

“I’ve been torn from my family. My life has been disregarded completely.”

That's the MAGA motto buddy. Too bad, so sad.

100% he's going to be the kind of douchecanoe that flies a "Fuck Comey" flag on his gas guzzling truck.

[–] MummifiedClient5000@feddit.dk 11 points 2 weeks ago

Ohno, the thing he wanted to happen to other people happened to himself.

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 weeks ago

They all do. They all think that they are the exception. That they are one of the "good ones".

They don't think the concentric cone of fascism would ever exclude them.

[–] MisterOwl@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago

Ha ha, get fucked. Magat.

[–] Fingolfinz@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago

Good, get the fuck out of my country if you’re just going to fuck it up

[–] klu9@piefed.social 12 points 2 weeks ago

U.S. Customs and Border Protection said:

our government has the authority to revoke a green card if our laws are broken and abused

Guy in article broke the law. But you're the ones abusing the law, CBP.

[–] Tb0n3@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Many such cases. It's just like the many blue collar workers in "More Perfect Union" youtube videos imploring Trump to not destroy their livelihood since they voted for him.

[–] Ulrich_the_Old@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 weeks ago

I suppose you should not turn trump supporters in to ice. I also suppose it would be amusing to do.

[–] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago

I want to laugh at the stupidness, but I'm baffled at "5 kids".... He breeds many futures slaves, I thought murica loves breeders, especially in low income.

[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago

This guy disregards the lives of women, non-binary, Indigenous, people from foreigners, people that don't believe the same thing as him...

Then he is shocked when his life gets disregarded?

[–] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 1 points 2 weeks ago

My god man, you’re winning so hard, WHAT’S THE PROBLEM MAN, WHY ARE YOU NOT PARTYING HARDER???