this post was submitted on 12 Jul 2025
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[–] malware@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 hours ago

13/28, last time I touched JavaScript was about 3 years ago. What a terrible language. Love it.

[–] fin@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 hours ago

Absolutely crazy

spoiler

[–] madcaesar@lemmy.world 6 points 11 hours ago

10/28 but a lot of it was guessing lol

This is some bullshit right here!

[–] dumnezero@piefed.social 10 points 12 hours ago

I scored 10/28 on https://jsdate.wtf/ and all I got was this lousy text to share on social media.

horrible

[–] Sylence@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 13 hours ago

I use JS and TS semi-regularly and got 5/28 🤡

[–] JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.ca 30 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Tap for spoilerExcept for some reason "2" is interpreted as a month, and the year is set to 2001.

I'm dead 😭 (and it just gets better from there)

[–] brisk@aussie.zone 5 points 10 hours ago

This is the one that broke me

[–] chocrates@piefed.world 38 points 22 hours ago

Hahahaha I hate it

[–] Gsus4@mander.xyz 28 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] tja@sh.itjust.works 2 points 15 hours ago

Ohh I haven't seen this game for ages. I think I played this the last time about 15-20 years ago

[–] dan@upvote.au 22 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

I've been using JS for a long time, and have worked on some date and time libraries, and only got 12/28. Wow there's a lot of edge cases.

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 12 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 37 minutes ago)

As a non JS dev 15/28 by asking myself “what is the the most non-intuitive/inconsistent behaviour for this API to have?” ¯\(ツ)

[–] InnerScientist@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago
[–] ggppjj@lemmy.world 13 points 22 hours ago

Question 9 broke me.

[–] DeadPixel@lemmy.zip 4 points 20 hours ago
[–] HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 22 hours ago

Ah yes... JS, the BS of the CW