this post was submitted on 15 Jul 2025
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[–] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 3 points 6 days ago

During COVID, I had a mental breakdown when I finished a university exam (which had been at home, on my computer) and was desperate to be anywhere but at my desk, sitting at my computer. However, I was also desperate to decompress with my friends, but they were in my computer.

[–] salacious_coaster@infosec.pub 29 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I have no friends. I am in fact addicted to screens.

[–] BremboTheFourth@piefed.ca 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

i, too, am a mosquito

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

I Have No Friends, And I Need Screens

[–] proti@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

I adopt you, no takebacksies
checkmate.

[–] toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

there's simply no way to address this issue without coming off as either a luddite or a loon. i'll leave it at that, lest i start honking

Saying "you're addicted to screens" in 2025 is like saying "you're addicted to roads" or "you should wean yourself off of your dependence on electricity" a hundred years ago 🙄